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Off Topic / A Moment Of Silence Please
« on: November 24, 2004, 09:30:10 AM »
Harassed? Like I said, I understood his intentions, but the original thread WAS silly. And so is this thread. This isn't an insult to TAK. If anything, it shows how his original thread looked to other people; completely random.

You can't learn about someone by having a list of slang. All it can do is help you understand what he's saying. A better approach for this would've been to post lyrics to a song and explain what was going on.

The fact that most people here don't care about rap culture is irrelevant. The thread didn't help TAK's cause one bit.

Anyway, you're right, I feel ashamed, I can see how my thread is horribly insulting for TAK. I insulted rap, which he cares about a lot. I said horrible things about him and his sexual oritentation. And then I punched his mom in the face.

I'M SORRY TAK. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT SCARRED FOR LIFE :(

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Off Topic / My Namesake, On The Silver Screen
« on: November 24, 2004, 07:17:39 AM »
It's an awesome comic, but from what I've heard of the leaked script, they really messed up the movie D:

They removed the 35 minutes line, Niteowl kills Ozymandias with a RAZOR-SHARP OWL BOOMERANG, Silk Specter is called Slingshot and can shoot energy bolts by making the peace sign, a giant death ray that just disintegrates people instead of the other thing in the comic.

Hopefully that script was fake and completely wrong because those changes are ridiculous.

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Off Topic / A Moment Of Silence Please
« on: November 24, 2004, 06:52:52 AM »
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a pathetic attempt at mockery, my opinion follows vinnie's on most points ...
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Hahahahahaha, so you're telling me you actually enjoyed TAK's thread?

I understand that he just wanted us to understand Mac Dre better, but that thread was completely ridiculous. There's better ways to learn about someone than just random slang.

Besides, you know nothing about being funny so my ego remains incredibly huge!

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Off Topic / A Moment Of Silence Please
« on: November 23, 2004, 04:17:57 PM »
Jocelyne Raymond is dead. It'll probably come to you as a shock if you haven't heard it already, but there it is. She was run over by a tractor 3 days ago, while tending to her cows at her farm in Rouyn-Noranda, Quebec. She was a spectacular french canadian, doing such french-canadianish things as speaking french and eating poutine like a pro.

For those of you who don't know her, I think a list of random french canadian slang will help you understand her better.

Abeille: A bee.
Arbre: A tree.
Anatoler: The act of being an Anatole, as in a total rouplis.
Biere: An Anatole's drink of choice.
Becot: Having sexual relations with a midget. It's a metaphor.
Baiser: It's what you do when you feel spent. "Oh man je suis tellement en train de baiser."
Cire: Whatever you're chewing on at the time.
Carosse: A really nice car.
Citron: A really really nice carosse.
Digerer: Washing your carosse. "J'ai digerer toute mon carosse!"
Didgeridoo: A fat groussia,
Ecouter: Beating someone up.
Ecrire: Spinning around until you're dizzy, then puking on the person nearest to you.
Forniquer: The act of flipping pancakes over.
Fif: Someone you like a lot.
Groussia: A girl.
Hortique: The door to your house.
Pote: A friend.
Seins: Slang for breasts.
Boules: Slang for breasts.
Melons: Slang for breasts.
Totons: Slang for breasts.
Roplouplou: Slang for breasts.
Poitrine: Slang for breasts.
Rododo: Slang for breasts.
Mamelons: Nipples.
Poutine: A meal made of moose meat, maple syrup and cheese.
Pete: A fart.
Chier: Giving a kiss. "J'ai chier partout dans ta face."
Marde: A delicious chocolate dessert, like mousse.
Grabualsa: Something you yell out when you're really happy.
Super crackpot dans le toaster: Something that is amazingly cool. "Ca c'est vraiment super crackpot dans le toaster!"
Grille-pain: A machine that gives cake.
Tabarnac: French swear.
Christie: French swear.
Calisse: French swear.
Expos: The best baseball team ever.
Farfelu: Someone who's very smart.
Farfadet: A leprechaun.
Barbu: Someone who's really fat.


Here's some prices for poutines:

Small poutine: 1.99
Medium poutine: 2.99
Large poutine: 4.99

A good poutine is called poutine. A bad poutine is called poutine.

There, I hope that helps. If you've got any questions, feel fre to ask.

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Off Topic / I Hate Hospitals....
« on: November 16, 2004, 04:12:38 PM »
Dibs on the legs!

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General / Calling Of The Squid
« on: October 15, 2004, 05:13:00 PM »
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you know...you could just highlight the admins by their nick :p....at least that would work in my case.
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Perhaps it'd work for YOU, but I'm in practically every goddamn setinfo known to man.

By using the squidsignal, I know someone needs me for an actual purpose.

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General / Calling Of The Squid
« on: October 14, 2004, 11:56:36 PM »
edit: tarballed because apparently, not enough people know of this.

Since I end up answering the !admin calls more often than not and that I don't mind getting called for less important matters, I made up a signal of my own.

!squidsignal



Use this whenever you think an admin is required on the server, but it isn't important enough to warrant getting every admin on the case.

You can also use it if you want me to come on and change the map, even the teams or whatever else strikes your fancy.

Just try not to abuse it.

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General / Ze Nu Eye-konz
« on: October 03, 2004, 02:42:51 PM »
Worst thread title ever.

People with a reserved slot get the penguin, admins can get their own personal icon if they so want. If not, the normal admins get the usual green thingy and the rcon admins get the lightning bolt.

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Off Topic / Pixel Parodies
« on: August 10, 2004, 11:51:59 AM »
Jesus Christ, I remember these guys from 4 years ago. Site sure has changed.

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Off Topic / Remember That Time?...
« on: August 02, 2004, 11:10:54 PM »
Remember that time I said something in IRC? Haha, that was classic.

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Off Topic / Name Abbreviations
« on: August 02, 2004, 04:41:16 PM »
Glad to see only one person feels the need to shorten my name! That means that EVERYONE except Nooblet now has to type and SAY my name in full, unless you want to be labeled as FILTHY LIARS!

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Off Topic / My Friend's Gonna Be Dming A D&d Game Over Irc
« on: July 29, 2004, 09:22:39 PM »
People have been chosen, sorry to the rest of ya!

Elimination process was first made with my friend who scanned the thread for people he didn't like. Then the rest was done by flipping a coin to see who got in and who didn't.

He's the DM, so he gets to pick his players!

Sorry folks!

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Off Topic / My Friend's Gonna Be Dming A D&d Game Over Irc
« on: July 29, 2004, 10:58:32 AM »
I think I better post an example of one of the previous games we had.

http://www.angelfire.com/ga2/galinstar/theshockerDnD.txt

This was over a year ago, maybe two, so the way we do things has improved a lot. But this'll give you a general idea of what the game will be like. It isn't so much about killing stuff and leveling up than exploring the DM's world and see what crazy crap he'll come up with next :D

Players in this were Sephiroth (the nick he used at the time), Alty, TDE and me.

Seph was named after Sephiroth so he decided to roleplay a raging, drunken version of him.

Alty was just Alty. She was the only sane one of the bunch.

TDE was Adian. He was an idiot and the DM made sure to torture him a lot because of that.

And then there was me, Duuurrrr, the amazing retarded dwarf!

Anyway, if you read the .txt file, you can see that these aren't serious games at all. I keep stressing that fact but it's true :D

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Off Topic / My Friend's Gonna Be Dming A D&d Game Over Irc
« on: July 28, 2004, 04:11:59 PM »
Edition? Hahahahahahahaha, obviously you guys missed the part where I said "It's VERY loosely based on D&D". I don't think edition even matters, unless my friend decides to change the way we usually do it. I'll have to ask him when he's on.

Also, not all of you will be chosen. Too many players gets hectic and makes it really hard for the DM to follow, from what we've seen in previous games. I'm just looking for 2-3 players, maybe 4. We'll see how things turn out. I'll contact everyone I want when the time comes :p

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Off Topic / My Friend's Gonna Be Dming A D&d Game Over Irc
« on: July 27, 2004, 11:33:20 PM »
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Does it matter if we basically have no clue whatsoever about the rules of D&D?
Like hell it does.

We've done plenty of newbie initiations and we're used to it. The way we do it no, you don't have to know anything when you start. This is also why we all get together an hour or two before the game starts, it always takes a while to get everyone ready.

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Off Topic / My Friend's Gonna Be Dming A D&d Game Over Irc
« on: July 27, 2004, 11:21:11 PM »
Like the topic said, my friend's gonna be DMing a D&D game over IRC and we need a few players, probably just one or two, to participate. Just talk to me whenever I'm on if you're interested.

MSN = g a l i n s t a r @ h o t m a i l . c o m (just remove all the spaces)
Skype = Architeuthis
And I'm almost always around on IRC

Note that this WON'T be a serious game at all, the rules we use are VERY loosely based on D&D and it's mainly just to mess around and have fun.

That's about it!

edit: My friend wants to add that hot chicks will be picked over greasy nerds!

WARNING: PLAYING D&D MIGHT RESULT IN THIS!!!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

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Off Topic / Archi Is Teh Back!
« on: July 13, 2004, 05:49:56 PM »
I AM BACK. THIS IS MY SPEECH. SPEECH. THE END.

So yeah I finally formatted my computer. And I am back. That's about it.

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Media / Samurai Champloo Wallpaper
« on: May 26, 2004, 10:28:45 PM »
After reading that this was made by the same guy who did CB I instantly downloaded the only episode available. And now I WANT MORE.

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Off Topic / The Inevitable Post Your Picture Thread
« on: May 20, 2004, 08:38:18 PM »
I saw Guspaz's pic and just couldn't help it.

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Off Topic / The Inevitable Post Your Picture Thread
« on: May 20, 2004, 08:24:05 PM »
I would like to thank Sonic and provide a few more pics of my sexy self!

ARCHI DEFEATS HIS WORST ENEMY
That's how _I_ play Magic: The Gathering!
COMMRAGE!

Edit: Just copy/paste the URLs if you can't click.

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