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Off Topic / Occupation

« on: March 07, 2005, 11:57:12 PM »

Yeah, customers/patients suck.  Only good ones are on vents with tubes down their throats, can't talk that way  :p .  Oh yeah, and the ones that aren't a**holes.  Which is .000001%.  Another thing about dead people is that their arms always slide off the stretchers and since I am tall, they rub my balls quite nicely while I preform CPR on them or moving them.  It's really wierd being felt up by some dead dude.  It's like  

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Off Topic / Occupation

« on: March 07, 2005, 12:35:46 PM »

Dead people just smell wierd.  Especially before they have been cleaned up by a funeral home, ie. have vomit in back of throat and/or covered in urine and feces.

Also, Doobie, when you make some leet game, you have to have a character in there named after me, SlickWill.  Nice ring to it, right?? :p

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General / Marine vs Alien wins

« on: March 07, 2005, 12:25:24 PM »

I've won three on LM as comm, and I could have easily had won more if teammates would listen...


The days of laxidaisical marines are over. Either start paying attention, going to waypoints, using your senses, or go aliens and plague them with your stupidity...


That sums it up nicely for me  v_v

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Yep.  Alien agression is at an all time high with the free upgrades.  For now at least, aliens are aggresively placing RTs, attacking rts and responding quickly.  It must be the same for rines.  You cannot play the, OMG I have LEET HAXOR SHOOTING and stand outside the alien hive with two rines and expect to win the game.  Complete agressive play is necassary, which means my comming style is out....  

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General / New Comming strategies?

« on: March 07, 2005, 12:15:30 AM »

I have noticed that comming is VERY different.  Anybody have any techniques that seem to ahve repeated success?  As noted above, please don't post about an idea you have which may work or sounds technically fit, just actual working strategies.  <<<<<Need to work on my uber leet comming skills.  

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General / Opinions on the "new" knife

« on: March 07, 2005, 12:12:53 AM »

My opinion is I am getting killed by it waaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much.

 

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Off Topic / Occupation

« on: March 06, 2005, 07:28:44 PM »

I'm a National Registry Certified EMT and work at the second busiest hospital in Florida.  I help send patients to Azazeal.     (.000 in CPR so far....not lack of skill truly, i'm really good in fact, they just die....)

Oh yeah, going to college too, Biochemistry major.

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General / 3.0 opinions

« on: March 06, 2005, 04:16:32 AM »

Overall, I am extremely excited about this new patch.  The free upgrades are the equilizer.  Rines always get free upgrades, once they are paid for, why shouldn't the aliens?  I also love the new sounds.  Most exciting to me though are the new maps, (not CO, i HATE CO) which seem to be truly well thought out and balanced, (have only played....eon i think it is).  The best patch so far EVER.  So when are they fixing the hit boxes with the next one???  :p

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General / Natural-Selection 3.0 Final Release

« on: March 04, 2005, 07:48:32 AM »

Anybody else crapping themselves with excitement that it is finally arriving?  


BTW, can I get on RS night somehow?   :help:

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General / Marine tricks

« on: March 04, 2005, 05:07:47 AM »

How do you double jump any direction?

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General / Marine tricks

« on: March 03, 2005, 11:10:19 AM »

Can you guys drop me some specifics on who to do this stuff, ie. the faster movement?

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General / Why I love LunixMonster

« on: March 03, 2005, 08:28:05 AM »

I don't think a fun server would ever be full, tbh.  Hate to burst the bubble.  I can't play on other servers anymore because they alwys do dcs first, which can be nice, but the advantage of being able to movement rush is SOOOOOOOOOO powerful, I don't know, it rubs me wrong when teams do that.

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General / Marine tricks

« on: March 03, 2005, 08:26:08 AM »

1.  How do you alternate running and jumping so fast you can very nearly outrun a celerity onos.
2.  How do you jump bakcwards so fast repeatedly.  I can only seem to get one jump and it's very half hearted.
3.  What is your trick to knifing?  I can't seem to get anything but the lamest knife kill.

Just trying to ge some leetness.   :p

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Off Topic / What REALLY happened at Valve

« on: March 01, 2005, 07:22:41 PM »

That freakin rocked.  Nice job man.  I really enjoyed it.

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General / Natural Selection Beta 3.6 Changelog

« on: March 01, 2005, 06:58:24 AM »

Where is my BABIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe.  I want B6 sooooooooooo bad.  Once again, my entire alien team was wiped out by ONE siege cannon   , effectively ending an resistance to an otherwise very suckily done siege.  I want B6.  Ok, end of tantrum.

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General / Server Stats

« on: February 28, 2005, 12:57:52 PM »

Never meant that we should start a stats thingie, I just noticed we had one and was wondering what  it was based on.  As it is, I think that stats suck, especially those who care enough to try to improve them.  I laugh when I think of a particular person who has a rine in early game will quit each time he dies until he gets a couple of kills without a death.  I find it very lame and REALLY funny XD.  Personally,  I almost always have a sucky kill/death ratio do to how agressive I am and willing to fling my fragile little skulky into a melee of HA and HMG in hopes of weakening one.  I tend to have a lot of kills, but also usually lead the team in deaths.

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General / Server Stats

« on: February 27, 2005, 04:15:51 AM »

What are the server stats based on?  I see Archi is number one and he gorges a lot, so is just about total points in a game.  BTW, I'm a humble 20  v_v .

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Off Topic / Congratulations IntensityRising

« on: February 27, 2005, 04:08:59 AM »

Trig is not the easiest math ever once it get into the realms of theoretical integrals (integrals which don't exist and you can only use trig to solve.)   If you don't thinks so, you mya feel free to some to my College and take Calc 2 with Dr. Szecsei, the hardest class I have ever taken.

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Off Topic / I can waste your time!

« on: February 25, 2005, 07:00:54 AM »

Why do I feel dumber?

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Off Topic / STEAM

« on: February 25, 2005, 06:55:44 AM »

I love steam, other than its crashes every once in a blue moon.  It can be a little touchy sometimes, but overall, the concept is great, no CDs to worry about.  Face it, you have your games anywhere, anytime, can't be that.

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General / Why I love LunixMonster

« on: February 25, 2005, 06:07:31 AM »

Only reason I ever leave LM is to practice my fade or lerk skill on CO.  It's about all other servers are good for.  And although I may not get accused of hacking, I do pwn a lot more on those servers.  Like the time I went 96-3 while practice focus/leap and onos devour.  We won when a gorge sat there and spit the ENTIRE cc down.  It was rofls.



Oh yeah, only it was like 3 v. 2.  So funny and they must have hated me.  Admin probably would have perma-banned me. :p