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Off Topic / Ns Song Parody Thread!

« on: April 17, 2004, 09:48:24 AM »

It went Gorge in the corner on the ground
Was protected by some skulks who never were around
But it grew up short and it grew up fat
With its moronic teammates spamming voicechat

Well it went to Aux Gen at minute 18
And I blew the Gorge away, took its head off clean
I saw an RT and I first started shootin'
The comm said, "Oh em gee, you better keep movin'... on. Keep movin' on."

Last donce with Gorgie man
One more time to please the clan
I heard some skulks creepin' in
And I'm tired of this map again

Well I ignored what the comm told me
"If you want to live, don't shoot that RT"
Tired of screwin' up, tired of getting killed
Tired of my team, tired of this build
Oh my my, oh hell yes
I'll just camp this open res
Buy me a shottie, please Mr. Comm
Give me a big gun or I won't stay long

Last donce for Gorgie man
One more time to please the clan
I heard some skulks creepin' in
And I'm tired of this map again

There's lerks up on the rafters there
I said, "F4, this is going nowhere"
Looking down from the ready room
Game end will be coming soon
Oh my my, oh hell yes, you should've capped that empty res
It was too full to rejoin when they kicked me off
I spammed on their forums and went off in a huff

Last donce for Gorgie man
One more time to please the clan
I heard some skulks creepin' in
And I'm tired of this map again

** Mary Jane's Last Dance, ya uncultured swine ;-P