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Off Topic / Re: I'm scared!
« on: December 13, 2006, 01:35:05 PM »
I win, my avatar's the bestest evar.

it hovars.

Off Topic / Re: Those scammers are getting sneakier.
« on: December 13, 2006, 01:34:15 PM »
and yet people still fall for it...

*chuckles*  people sometimes are so thick skulled it's hilarious.

General / Re: Pie
« on: December 01, 2006, 07:38:51 AM »
mmm, blueberry's amking a come-back!

Off Topic / Re: Hello
« on: November 29, 2006, 07:52:33 AM »
I eat food.

...when I can.

Off Topic / Re: Countdown to LM shutdown
« on: November 29, 2006, 07:51:46 AM »
let me tell you, those little nibblers get annoying!  they don't just nibble nubtards, they nibble everything!

Off Topic / Re: Hello
« on: November 22, 2006, 11:07:52 AM »
did you look for the lork ont he clorf?  maybe he took the meeces up there, beyond the reach of the shirtgurns!

or perhaps there was no lork, clorf, or shirtgurns, but the meeces simply hovared away without flapping!

General / Re: Res slot / members' night
« on: November 17, 2006, 07:33:35 AM »
dude, I'm totally at class on wednesday!  omg!

Off Topic / Re: Hello
« on: November 17, 2006, 07:32:34 AM »
Hello everyboddddy!

my name is mary.

yes.  that's right.  it's mary.

except it's not.  but it is.  so you can call me john.  or mary.  I have a real name.  and people know what it is.

it's not that special.

Off Topic / MY EYEBROWS!
« on: January 27, 2005, 08:04:47 AM »
oh hardcore!  lemme tell you stories of the women falling at my feet back when i had a thick unibrow.  dear god it was crazy, if i ever wanted to go anywhere i had to swim my way through the tangled limbs.......the problem was, i never really wanted to go anywhere ;-)

Off Topic / Hello
« on: January 22, 2005, 02:58:16 PM »
so THAT's what she was trying to explain to me.

i just couldn't get it at the time, it makes perfect sense now, thanks mr.bill

Off Topic / Highlights!
« on: January 20, 2005, 08:36:13 AM »
i've got a good rofl moment for ya'll

i was playing on mineshaft, i don't remember when, it was a while ago; neither do i remember players.  HOWEVER!  the aliens had 2 hives, I was commanding, so, although the aliens had 2 hives, i had convinced my marines it was a good idea to take a lot of res nodes, not worry about the hives right away.  i get a phase gate outside their hive at sewer, beacon the team, and they all run in.  here i am thinking to myself, "alright hive down."  NO SIR!  NOT TODAY!  i look back and there's one guy left crouching behind the hive in that little hole.  i tell him to knife away, expecting him to die.  NO!  the aliums can't find him at first, then a fade finds him, goes down the hole on top of him.  at this point i start dropping med packs and cat packs all over this poor marine's head.  i tell the reast of my marines to get through to help out asap.  NOPE!  they get slaughtered....not one shot was pointed toward the hive.  knifer's still there, happily knifing away while his head gets sliced in half by a fade, only to have it put back together by magical nanites.  long story short, fade stays on top of him trying to kill him, he keeps knifing the hive, hive dies, fades gets shirtguned by a marine who phased in and the knifer SURVIVES!

i spent the next 5 minutes on the floor laughing.  they had to eject me to get something done, asal turned on his Mic so the whole team could hear that i wasn't just being an ass and that i couldn't stop(this just helped to fuel my laughter).  we ended up losing the game because while this was happening they got the other hive up.  but it was certainly a moral victory for me!

General / OMG NS RIP-OFF!
« on: January 19, 2005, 10:10:57 AM »
totally good.

Off Topic / You've been playing NS too much when...
« on: January 19, 2005, 10:03:35 AM »
underlings just sounds so...mechanical.  minion just isn't the same, underlings has the word "under"  built right in, they are LOWER THAN ME AND LITTLE AND WEAK = underling.  coolest word evar.

Off Topic / You've been playing NS too much when...
« on: January 18, 2005, 11:13:55 PM »
and during this the aliens will be all like, "rawwr I r shoot thems hoomans. we eat now?"
"eat now yes. eat now good. good eat food."
"hooman food not bullet. eat. good"
"spawn more overlords"

"too many underlings!!!!!"

ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_______________________^

...*sigh*  i've always loved that little message...underlings, how cool a word is that anyway?  nothing is as cool as underlings.

Off Topic / You've been playing NS too much when...
« on: January 17, 2005, 03:13:36 PM »
i haven't played ns for more than an hour total in the past 6  months...i still say "Oh Noes!"  "For the Win"  and "To Be Honest IRL"  all the time...i'm noob.  i guess that's what happens when you play NS for 2 years straight(since the beginning baby yah!)  

and, as i've been around since hte beginning, i can't hear the word "scorpian" without laughing, smirking, or chuckling a little.  damn those hovaring non-flappers!

Off Topic / Killing The Gaming Habit
« on: September 21, 2004, 07:52:34 AM »
or, if you want to meet more people like seth, spend a couple days up at michigan tech!  seth, you sound like 1 out of every 2 guys in the dorm i lived in when i was up there....and the dorm was a quarter mile long, 5 stories.  the other half of the guys were gamers and nerds like me.

Off Topic / Killing The Gaming Habit
« on: September 20, 2004, 09:10:21 AM »
yup yup!  killing the gaming habit comes easy once you get more important things to do.  school, work, women, work, money, work, spending, work, women, school, and work.  oh, and of course, the stuff that never gets done in between, like chores around the house etc.

god i can't remember the last time i got a chacne to sit down and just play computer games for hours.  must've been sometimes this summer or something.

Off Topic / Argh Support Group Please
« on: September 13, 2004, 08:24:53 PM »
i once spent an entire night thinking that i kept hearing the "ping"  sound of the scan, and everytime i closed my eyes i'd see motion hacking circles.  i just thought to myself "god, i need tos top playing..."  well, that was a year ago...oops.  anyway, it turns out i jwas just a dunce and left the computer on the natural selection website witht he music on, and at one point DURING that music it makes a ping sound that was loud enough to hear, while the rest wasn't.  i got up the next morning and WOW did i feel stupid, so i played more NS to make me feel better.

Off Topic / Yesterday Was Very Harrowing
« on: September 10, 2004, 09:01:17 AM »
i heard there was porn here too!

Off Topic / Hello
« on: September 09, 2004, 09:54:53 AM »
hey fattty!  i was one of those heavies!  hurray for me!

yah, that's right, for some reason, no matter what we did, we couldn't kill those damned onos.  even a one hive onos!  i mean holy crap we lose!

welcome fonzie

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