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The Ready Room => General => Topic started by: Lito on March 25, 2004, 07:58:56 PM

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Lito on March 25, 2004, 07:58:56 PM

(http://lito.thezazi.net/hiding2.jpg)
(http://lito.thezazi.net/hiding3.jpg)

The marines were later slaughtered by a single fade who just wouldn't be knifed.


(http://lito.thezazi.net/gorgie.jpg)

the build that put gorges back in combat.  needless to say, everyone was a bit excited.


(http://lito.thezazi.net/viagra0.jpg)
(http://lito.thezazi.net/viagra1.jpg)

Call your doctor today and see what viagra can do for you!


(http://lito.thezazi.net/patting0.jpg)
(http://lito.thezazi.net/patting1.jpg)
(http://lito.thezazi.net/patting2.jpg)

Isamil the Gorge depicts here how the later multi-million dollar company "Gorge Petting Zoo" was founded.

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Grimm on March 25, 2004, 08:01:03 PM

Lito, you have entirely too much free time.  :p

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Vinegar Ninja on March 25, 2004, 08:04:15 PM

and hes also lazy cause he didnt crop it :p

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: DiscoZombie on March 25, 2004, 08:55:07 PM

I WANNA PET THE GORGIE TOO  :(  :(  :(

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Isamil on March 25, 2004, 09:22:19 PM

You took screenshots of that?

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Grimm on March 25, 2004, 09:45:08 PM

He posts all these random screenies, but refrains from posting the screenie of him parasiting Sonic to death (which I got the screenshot for, then linked Lito to it).

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Satiagraha on March 25, 2004, 10:58:32 PM

Hey Lito, nice models for the rine LA. Where can I get them? The only thing I don't like about them is the fact that they have a little health kit on their belt, yet rines themselves can't do anything beneficial to their health/armor (except for using haxzorzized health and armor dispensers on the wall :D )

oh, and BTW:
PET T3H FATTIE!

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: BobTheJanitor on March 25, 2004, 11:17:36 PM

Ahaha yes, b2 when gorgies came back to co. That was great! If only we had enough teamwork hax to try the gorge rush strategy more often. We really steamrolled the marines, and they couldn't touch the hive with everyone healing it all at once.

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Dark on March 26, 2004, 12:33:38 AM

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Hey Lito, nice models for the rine LA. Where can I get them? The only thing I don't like about them is the fact that they have a little health kit on their belt, yet rines themselves can't do anything beneficial to their health/armor (except for using haxzorzized health and armor dispensers on the wall :D ) [...]

you can those models from NS replacement models (http://www.nsarmslab.com)

be sure to back up your rine skins just in case you don't like them, but i'm sure you knew that already :rolleyes:



P3T TEH PHATTY

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Uranium - 235 on March 26, 2004, 03:19:46 AM

The first two scenes were after an awe-inspiring fantastic defeat (SURPRISE) on mineshaft. We all climbed into the little vent and drew our knives, waiting. We looked like we were in a fallout shelter in there: All decked up in our military gear, lined against the wall in a cold, souless concrete shell, making no noise, waiting...

Then Sancho the Fade found us and... didn't play fair :(

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: DiscoZombie on March 26, 2004, 08:43:47 AM

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The first two scenes were after an awe-inspiring fantastic defeat (SURPRISE) on mineshaft. We all climbed into the little vent and drew our knives, waiting. We looked like we were in a fallout shelter in there: All decked up in our military gear, lined against the wall in a cold, souless concrete shell, making no noise, waiting...

Then Sancho the Fade found us and... didn't play fair :(

ahh I remember that game, I was right above the vent and heard another marine die with each swipe =(

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Lito on March 26, 2004, 09:01:05 AM

(http://lito.thezazi.net/gorgerush2.jpg)

(http://lito.thezazi.net/gorgerush3.jpg)

follow up to the beta two combat screenshots.  Just a snippit of what happened after the hive was healed.  HD went Onos and headed for the marine base with his leigeons of gorges behind him



(http://lito.thezazi.net/ns_origin0001.jpg)
and just for the hell of it: gg Sonic.

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: sonic on March 26, 2004, 11:09:26 AM

Yeah well........lito smells!!!

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Magmatron on March 26, 2004, 11:55:11 AM

Too bad my Sierra folder is long gone. I used to have some pretty funny pics of dsg antics from like a month or two after the game came out. Anyone remember phasegate hopskotch?

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Isamil on March 26, 2004, 01:48:34 PM

You using a custom gorge model?

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Uranium - 235 on March 26, 2004, 02:00:07 PM

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You using a custom gorge model?

That's not a custom gorge you nub...

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: ThoraX on March 26, 2004, 03:25:20 PM

haha, i love those 'pet the gorge' pics.

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Isamil on March 26, 2004, 06:03:14 PM

Its just, the gorge looked bigger then normal, thought you might have an extra fat gorge.

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Lito on March 26, 2004, 07:33:56 PM

there is a smaller fatter gorge sprite on nsarmslab.com.  hilarious, but its kinda a "jerry springer" fat, than "Cute gorgie" fat.

OH SNAP, I'M SO FUNNY

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: X-S-Z on March 28, 2004, 09:12:25 AM

^_^

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/358867/OLOLITONUB.jpg)

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Lito on March 28, 2004, 09:43:46 AM

<|3 X-Y-Z :/

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Diablus on March 28, 2004, 07:11:26 PM

OMG PATTERN H4X!!!!

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: ThoraX on March 31, 2004, 11:41:52 AM

OLO LIGHTNING HAX
(used autolevels to make everything look better)

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: ThoraX on March 31, 2004, 11:48:40 AM

This one I just find absoloutely hilarious. I think it would be perfect as a Lunixmonster banner or something for the main page.

"I can't move!"  "Visit www.lunixmonster.org today!"

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Uranium - 235 on March 31, 2004, 12:34:25 PM

I remember that. I have no idea how I got in there. I spawned in when the map changed and flew across the readyroom (Tanith) at like 1,000 MPH, got wedged in some crack with my head and feet both stuck in walls..

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Lito on April 09, 2004, 07:58:42 PM

OMG THREADOMANCY

(http://lito.thezazi.net/divinewind.JPG)

sporting my new tag, and my leet skills :o

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: a civilian on April 09, 2004, 08:21:13 PM

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I remember that. I have no idea how I got in there. I spawned in when the map changed and flew across the readyroom (Tanith) at like 1,000 MPH, got wedged in some crack with my head and feet both stuck in walls..

I've gotten stuck in the floors and ceilings of many readyrooms numerous times.  Crouch-bonnyhopping tends to get me randomly stuck in the floor, and standing up when I do not have room to stand up (such as where you got stuck) will often get me stuck in the ceiling.

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Lito on April 09, 2004, 09:13:33 PM

"Hey...what does tournament mode do besides change the time limit?"

"Well, you can all stack on one team..."

and it went off from there!

with teams stacked 12 to 3, the marines throw down thier petty lmgs and charge into battle with thier sharp battle knives

Malevolent galliantly takes the chair, but is quickly ejected D:.

Holy devil takes command and quickly rushes armor upgrades and heavy armor.

suddenly, someone shouts over voicecomm "They've got a hive going up in cargo".  A phase goes up, and everyone gets under the hive,  knifing it to oblivion.  It lasts less than 1 minute.

back to base we go! Holy devil drops heavies and everyone phases to coolant to march into the hive.  The marines quickly catpack-knife the hive.  But then! OHNOES!

(http://lito.thezazi.net/tourney0.jpg)

Zerwalter storms in with fury and sets his horn for evangelion_2's blood!


(http://lito.thezazi.net/tourney1.jpg)

Eva is down!
The marines, infuriated with the loss of thier comrade, turn thier backs to the hive and point thier knives at zerwalter!


(http://lito.thezazi.net/tourney2.jpg)

Zerwalter panics! there are too many heavies! he can barely move!  The marines surround the beast and unload sweet onos blood onto thier armor!


(http://lito.thezazi.net/tourney3.jpg)

Alas! zerwalter breaks free! after him, honorable warriors!


(http://lito.thezazi.net/tourney4.jpg)

and he's down! Sir Sancho is given credit, and the team reaps the rewards of great honor and 2 res.  The marines turn thier attention back onto the hive, and it lasts a mere 5 seconds!


(http://lito.thezazi.net/tourney5.jpg)

and so was the story of the legendary swordsmen marine who threw away thier weapons and fought honorably.

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Anarki3x6 on April 09, 2004, 10:15:23 PM

lol funny story  ^_^

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Satiagraha on April 09, 2004, 10:28:54 PM

Heh heheh eheh, fun times <3

knifing zer felt like slaying a dragon :D

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Dark on April 09, 2004, 10:29:32 PM

lol very nice story with pictures for us that hate reading there 1337-o

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: -Lancer- on April 10, 2004, 08:20:43 PM

took a screen of a bunch of rines gang raping a gorge thought it was funny.

(http://www.zippyimages.com/files/601/ns_metal0001.jpg)

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Lito on April 11, 2004, 05:52:16 AM

XD.  That was a skulk.  Zero7 blocked him from going onto the pipe area, and i jumped in just as the skulk turned around and tried to get out :o.

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Clashen on April 11, 2004, 09:14:47 AM

That's the Pipe-Club!

Open 21:00 - 06:00.

(No Gorges)

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: fatty on April 11, 2004, 11:02:12 AM

no gorges??

 :(

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Dubbilex on April 11, 2004, 04:52:55 PM

Sorry fatty - there's a place for you somewhere in this world.  



Just not here.  :mellow:

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: sonic on April 11, 2004, 05:07:16 PM

omg clan and icon stacks!!!!111111

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Satiagraha on April 11, 2004, 05:25:05 PM

This is from one day that I was playing around with my Video card settings...

INVERTED COLORS! WOOOO!!! :wacko:
(http://www.angelfire.com/clone/chrisko/invert.jpg)

Are you supposed to be able to get outside the magic (and nauseating) secrat rewm of co_sillyv3?
(http://www.angelfire.com/clone/chrisko/silly.jpg)

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Isamil on April 14, 2004, 08:21:35 PM

I seem to have collected a number of screenshots, some of them are funny, some are just silly.


Warning: This onos is invincible without first destroying its battary pack and turret

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Isamil on April 14, 2004, 08:23:01 PM

Readyroom fun...

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Isamil on April 14, 2004, 08:25:08 PM

The OC hovers without flapping!

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Sydney Carton on April 15, 2004, 11:30:35 AM

I think it's pretty clear that the OC is hovaring. Very different from hovering.

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: TyrNemesis^ on April 15, 2004, 04:34:45 PM

Behold the almighty "Congrats for going AFK with your listenserver open so Tyr can devour you and drag you to his hive while keeping you alive with 'give item_health' and then suiciding so he can come back as a gorge and build an unholy tower of chambers all around you before you come back from having dinner only to realize you're trapped in the the darkest hole on the planet" screenshot. HUH!

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Dubbilex on April 15, 2004, 04:44:54 PM

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Behold the almighty "Congrats for going AFK with your listenserver open so Tyr can devour you and drag you to his hive while keeping you alive with 'give item_health' and then suiciding so he can come back as a gorge and build an unholy tower of chambers all around you before you come back from having dinner only to realize you're trapped in the the darkest hole on the planet" screenshot. HUH!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA

gg tyr  ^_^

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: GWAR on April 15, 2004, 04:45:59 PM

Care to step into my office? =p

(http://members.shaw.ca/mincus/co_angst0001.JPG)

.....

(http://members.shaw.ca/mincus/co_daimos0000.JPG)

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Satiagraha on April 16, 2004, 04:32:08 PM

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Care to step into my office? =p

Heh, yeah, Riiiight.
When skulks fly!

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.....

OMG OMG OMG FLYING SKULKS!

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Lito on August 02, 2004, 08:38:31 AM

Threadomancy!

Whops... (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/aimbot.jpg)

Omg gorgetrain 1 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/gorgetrain0.jpg)
Omg gorgetrain 2 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/gorgetrain1.jpg)
Omg gorgetrain 3 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/gorgetrain2.jpg)
Omg gorgetrain 4 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/gorgetrain3.jpg)

Isamil onoses in the worst place ever 1 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/isanub0.jpg)
Isamil onoses in the worst place ever 2 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/isanub1.jpg)
Isamil onoses in the worst place ever
3 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/isanub2.jpg)
Isamil onoses in the worst place ever
4 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/isanub3.jpg)
Isamil onoses in the worst place ever
5 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/isanub4.jpg)
Isamil onoses in the worst place ever 6 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/isanub5.jpg)
Isamil onoses in the worst place ever 7 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/isanub6.jpg)
Isamil onoses in the worst place ever 8 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/isanub7.jpg)

omg no vet icon.  Legion MUST be hacking. (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/noveticon.jpg)

a little skulk boosting helped quaun wreak some havoc 1 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/quaun0.jpg)
a little skulk boosting helped quaun wreak some havoc 2 (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/quaun1.jpg)
Yes that is ns_oldhera, and no its not as fun as you'd like it to be (not for aliens, mostly :()

Saved the best for last:
OMGTESSNEKKID (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/tessnekkid.jpg)

hahahaha okay fine:
OMGTESSBUKAKKE (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/tess.jpg)


edit1: hmm...why arn't those tags registering?

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Legionnaired on August 02, 2004, 09:21:55 AM

Yeah, I was a scary-ass lerk that game. 30 straight lerk kills with no deaths.

Custom Title?

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Lito on August 02, 2004, 09:29:49 AM

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Custom Title?

nein

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: BobTheJanitor on August 02, 2004, 09:46:42 AM

Custom titles are more likely to come from doing something really badly, than from doing something really well. Going 1 kills and 50 deaths would more likely get you a title than the reverse.  :D

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Isamil on August 02, 2004, 12:45:16 PM

Mrbill is win.
http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/Elevatorrelocate1.jpg (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/Elevatorrelocate1.jpg)
http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/elevatorrelocate.jpg (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/elevatorrelocate.jpg)

Oh and..this is the email I sent to Lito with the pictures.
http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/xxxmrbill.PNG (http://lito.thezazi.net/nss/xxxmrbill.PNG)

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Diablus on August 02, 2004, 01:07:08 PM

All i have to say is, that took alot of fiber to push out.

Good thing Onos have detachable jaws like snakes OGM!


(incase you have no idea wth that pic is, its me looking down at the corpse of a Onos i just had for a meal)

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Evangelion_2 on August 02, 2004, 02:33:52 PM

I was in the comm chair on oldhera picture :p The onos tried to get up before but we shot the skulk from under him it was BA.

Title: Random Pictures
Post by: Lito on August 02, 2004, 03:14:52 PM

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I was in the comm chair on oldhera picture :p The onos tried to get up before but we shot the skulk from under him it was BA.

that skulk was ME :(