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The Ready Room => Off Topic => Topic started by: confused! on July 22, 2005, 09:38:09 PM

Title: If you were a supervillian...
Post by: confused! on July 22, 2005, 09:38:09 PM: So i says to mabel, i says, mabel... oh, wait, wrong story.

the truth is that the other day i was very bored at work and decide to ask my staff this question in hopes of hearing something utterly ridiculous. i did but that is beside teh point. the real goal is to pick a super villian you would like to be. and then explain why, preferably ripping on the other villains weaknesses in the process.

finally have fun. Be creative.

and no Antonio Banderes is NOT a Super hero despite teh attestations of TexasMaTT.
Even if he could kick Dr Dooms butt.
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Post by: @gentOrange on July 23, 2005, 01:35:51 AM: Venom because he ****ing rocks. Oh did I mention how much he rocks? Do any other villians have a catchphrase that is simply "WE ARE, VENOM!"?

A runner up would be Omega Red because he rocks almost as hard as Venom.
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Post by: That Annoying Kid on July 23, 2005, 01:36:03 AM: onslaught
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Post by: Black Mage on July 23, 2005, 07:28:59 AM: not quite super nor villanous but she did kill an entire lab filled with cannon fodder via water, gas and elevators+gravity

the red queen
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Post by: Diablus on July 23, 2005, 08:42:28 AM: Darth Vader, because he is just so badass.
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Post by: Manta on July 23, 2005, 08:53:31 AM: Jar Jar Binks; he can drive everyone mad and send people into fits of rage.
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Post by: Asal on July 23, 2005, 10:12:29 AM: Quote
the red queen
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Indeed, a very cool little girl/AI entity.

But frankly, I don't think I'd ever make it ot hero. I'd be a dead martyr in no time, though!
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Post by: SgtFury on July 23, 2005, 11:25:47 AM: Galactus.... cmon he eats friking planets for lunch!!
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Post by: Rath on July 23, 2005, 12:23:40 PM: Magneto.. because he has the coolest power ever.
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Post by: Evangelion_2 on July 23, 2005, 12:25:35 PM: Carnage?!
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Post by: Necrosis on July 23, 2005, 03:57:59 PM: Dr Doom, right at the top. "Villain" with a dream and a conscience, dedicated mind, benevolent ruler of Latveria.

Failing that... Magneto perhaps, or Apocalypse. Underneath that, it'd be Batman (not a villain, sue me) or Venom (again not really a villain anymore, rather more a vigilante).
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Post by: Goldy on July 23, 2005, 07:31:28 PM: I was never really into comic books, but I did read the Watchmen (which was AWESOME) and so I'd have to go with the villain from that... Ozymandias, I think it was. He could plot the demise of any other villain! :p
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Post by: holy_devil on July 23, 2005, 09:56:22 PM: Cell.
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Post by: Dubbilex on July 24, 2005, 07:35:27 AM: Ronald Wilson Reagan
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Post by: Owen on July 24, 2005, 09:28:34 AM: Unicron
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Post by: That Annoying Kid on July 24, 2005, 05:14:28 PM: Quote
Magneto.. because he has the coolest power ever.
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okay rath, onslaught is magneto + the professor
Title: If you were a supervillian...
Post by: esuna on July 24, 2005, 05:30:33 PM: I'd be Raija Isotalo, the photomagician who scours the internet for photos of people's pets and work my, possibly demonic, photomagic on them.

I'd also look like him.

(http://dump.creativeblank.com/raija.jpg)
Title: If you were a supervillian...
Post by: Necrosis on July 25, 2005, 12:35:51 PM: Cell and Unicron were good choices, I would have been thinking along those lines myself, but I'm getting to be an idealist in my old age..
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Post by: SuicidaL MonkeY on July 25, 2005, 10:45:11 PM: Evil Ash in Army of Darkness

\o/
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Post by: Vinegar Ninja on July 26, 2005, 12:01:37 AM: I would so be Grayduck.
I mean, common! Nemesis of fun the world over? that should be MY title!
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Post by: Goldy on July 26, 2005, 09:17:12 AM: Weird, I suddenly had less fun reading this towards the end of the thread.
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Post by: Niteowl on July 26, 2005, 10:46:00 AM: Perhaps the Comedian from The Watchmen, because he was burly, incredibly cynical, raw evil, and worked for the government!

Soundwave is up there, because his voice was pure awesomeness.

Destro is on the shortlist too, shiny headedness is nothing to scoff at. He also had a snazzy uniform.

Ah, same with Zartan, as he does the same thing I do when I come in contact with the outside "AARRGHHH! SUNLIGHT!!"

Skeletor for his utter cravenness. You need a good whopping of cravenness for a supervillain.

And, btw, most of y'all LOSE for not stating WHY you chose who you chose, sheesh!
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Post by: [JFF]Kirby on July 26, 2005, 01:15:02 PM: vin diesil.. because hes sexy and can do everything.
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Post by: holy_devil on July 26, 2005, 06:36:10 PM: Quote
vin diesil.. because hes sexy and can do everything.
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Post by: Diablus on July 26, 2005, 09:49:57 PM: Quote
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Kirby,Jul 26 2005, 02:15 PM]vin diesil.. because hes sexy and can do everything.
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Win.
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Post by: Fewlio on July 26, 2005, 10:42:55 PM: Shredder all the way, just because he is like an evil samurai or something and gets to beat on(get beat on) by the ninja turtles!
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Post by: Goldy on July 27, 2005, 07:16:02 AM: Samuel L. Jackson's character in Unbreakable, because his ENORMOUS bulbous eyes let him see through people's clothing.
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Post by: Dead_Meat on July 27, 2005, 08:45:09 AM: Tazmanian Devil

(http://www.jenn98.com/bugs/images/bugs_taz_wts.jpg)
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Post by: [JFF]Kirby on July 27, 2005, 10:33:49 AM: mmm bunny bondage
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Post by: Diablus on July 27, 2005, 12:24:49 PM: Quote
mmm bunny bondage
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:huh:
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Post by: Mr.Bill on July 30, 2005, 08:28:54 AM: http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures/evil_dead_03.jpg (http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures/evil_dead_03.jpg)

Evil ash. All. Da way ESTI.

Its army of darkness. I mean come on, how many of YOUR villian are almost EXACT duplicates of the heros, but EVIL! hell, it was even because of a curse, that came from a BOOK. how EVIL can you get!?
Title: If you were a supervillian...
Post by: Vinegar Ninja on July 30, 2005, 10:52:21 AM: hey bill, how about this (http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/President.George.W.Bush.jpg)?
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Post by: [JFF]Kirby on August 05, 2005, 12:53:51 AM: Quote
hey bill, how about this (http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/President.George.W.Bush.jpg)?
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i dont get it :huh:
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Post by: Fewlio on August 05, 2005, 01:28:02 AM: Quote
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hey bill, how about this (http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/President.George.W.Bush.jpg)?
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i dont get it :huh:
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Communist jokes! Those damn commies are uprising!
Title: If you were a supervillian...
Post by: Kodiac on August 05, 2005, 03:06:00 PM: We don't know. . .are there any super villains with multiple personalities? If there are, that's us! (wait...)

to be serious, i tihnk i am the greatest supervillain evar. My friends call me evil, the poeple I play paintball with call me a sneaky bastard, and I am generally regarded as an assassin or necromancer in whatever RPG I play. That, and the fact that in KOTOR and KOTOR 2 I was full dark side before I got off the first stage (kotor2) or the second (kotor1).

So, anyone who wants to argue, just find the nearest shadow and address it as 'sir', and I shall respond.

Ninjas are sweet. Any ninja villain gets my vote, as long as they are sadistic.
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Post by: DiscoZombie on August 08, 2005, 02:02:54 PM: (http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff6/graphics/screen/fmv3.jpg)