Overly Chatty Penguins

The Ready Room => Off Topic => Topic started by: LowCrawler on May 04, 2005, 12:56:51 PM

Title: LowCrawler's works of carpentry
Post by: LowCrawler on May 04, 2005, 12:56:51 PM
k some of you may know that i'm a bit of a carpenter. I like to work with wewd. kekekekek

so here are some things that ive made over the past few months... i only included pictures of my solo projects, and theres one table missing that i didnt feel like taking a picture of..

here ya go


a penguin!!! i plan to send this to EP but i keep forgetting.

(http://www.blackmage.org/lowcrawler/S2010079.JPG)


This hangs on a wall and has these neat little shelves in it to store thingies.

(http://www.blackmage.org/LowCrawler/S2010078.JPG)


t its a swing. and it was a tough project...it replaced the old crappy one we bought which you can see behind the one hanging up

(http://www.blackmage.org/LowCrawler/theswing.jpg)
Title: LowCrawler's works of carpentry
Post by: Dubbilex on May 04, 2005, 01:45:10 PM
When you build me the word DUBBILEX in letters higher than God himself I will be way impressed.
Title: LowCrawler's works of carpentry
Post by: Owen on May 04, 2005, 02:02:14 PM
nice couch swing hammock thing
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Post by: 2_of_8 on May 04, 2005, 02:47:05 PM
I like the shelves, since I'm an organizational freak :) Make me one!
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Post by: Anarki3x6 on May 04, 2005, 03:03:05 PM
ehehe jimmy fisher...
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Post by: LowCrawler on May 04, 2005, 03:08:54 PM
oh how VERY observant anarki! n1

that certificate is from when i got my first belt (yellow) in my tae kwon do
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Post by: NewBorn on May 04, 2005, 04:16:38 PM
have you ever done inlay? like on a cabinet?
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Post by: LowCrawler on May 04, 2005, 04:18:29 PM
yup.
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Post by: LowCrawler on May 04, 2005, 06:26:49 PM
well i guess that's technically not that difficult... you know what city, state i live in and my full name.

uhoh.
Title: LowCrawler's works of carpentry
Post by: Goldy on May 04, 2005, 06:31:12 PM
Do you get a splinter every time you touch that penguin?
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Post by: LowCrawler on May 04, 2005, 06:40:35 PM
no its sanded down really well, actually
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Post by: Tooky on May 04, 2005, 07:51:21 PM
the swing is very VERY nice.
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and you only have a yellow belt?
Title: LowCrawler's works of carpentry
Post by: LowCrawler on May 04, 2005, 07:54:03 PM
no ive got more than a yellow, thats just the only certificate that is in view atm
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Post by: Plaguebearer on May 04, 2005, 08:07:40 PM
Too bad you're not closer to Corpus Christi... once my new business gets more established I want to offer custom cabinetry for peoples' tanks.  ;)
Title: LowCrawler's works of carpentry
Post by: LowCrawler on May 04, 2005, 08:10:41 PM
ive been wanting to start up a buisness thingy... if i can get some money together for lumber and some better tools, i want to get this started... and who knows? maybe someday ill be shipping to corpus. Not that i couldnt, right now... if i only had some more wood.
Title: LowCrawler's works of carpentry
Post by: Anarki3x6 on May 04, 2005, 10:10:25 PM
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oh how VERY observant anarki! n1

that certificate is from when i got my first belt (yellow) in my tae kwon do
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you just posed it infront of your little certificate to make us fear your ninja skills  :ph34r: yeah.

and something on topic... i once took a woodworking class a couple years back... was quite fun.. i remember sanding something so much that it was smoother than.. something very very smooth.
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Post by: Malevolent on May 05, 2005, 04:17:40 AM
Those are quite nice LC.
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Post by: TychoCelchuuu on May 05, 2005, 06:24:50 AM
Ze penguins, I think, are brilliant. Nice job  :D
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Post by: EmperorPenguin on May 05, 2005, 10:45:23 AM
Aye, I'm blown away!  Those are so much cooler than I pictured them.  Low has the skill.  The swing is pretty darn cool too, but don't go mailing that out!

 <3 the penguins.  Especially because, unless I miss my guess, those are emperor penguins, which just adds to the cool factor.
Title: LowCrawler's works of carpentry
Post by: Necrosis on May 05, 2005, 12:22:29 PM
The big penguin is violating the little penguin.
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Post by: LowCrawler on May 05, 2005, 03:13:20 PM
i actually only spent about 15 minutes on the penguins... i added the second one a few days ago after talking with mini-ep.

aaand i was gonna say something else lemme read back through a moment...

oh yeah, anarki about the sanding.. most of our competition projects, including that swing, are sanded so that they feel exactly like glass.
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Post by: EmperorPenguin on May 07, 2005, 08:57:01 PM
You're Mini-EP's favourite slotter Low.  Then again, you're the only slotter he knows.  But hey, I'm sure he'll appreciate the gesture.
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Post by: LowCrawler on May 07, 2005, 10:20:15 PM
wahooo!!!


"Mini Pengwin" (sic) is pretty damned awesome himself.

someday ill send it... someday...
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Post by: aeroripper on May 07, 2005, 10:57:25 PM
I wish i knew how to handle wood
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Post by: Malevolent on May 08, 2005, 11:44:01 AM
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I wish i knew how to handle wood
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Usually you just grab it unless there's some secret I don't know. :p

Take woodshop.
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Post by: Necrosis on May 08, 2005, 12:08:37 PM
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I wish i knew how to handle wood

HahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!







Ahem. Sorry. Found that really funny.
Title: LowCrawler's works of carpentry
Post by: X-S-Z on May 08, 2005, 12:21:58 PM
Thats damn cool! Love the penguins.  <3

I have to build a table capable of holding over a ton of weight for an aquarium I want to set up, maybe you could give me some pointers when I start? :help:
Title: LowCrawler's works of carpentry
Post by: LowCrawler on May 08, 2005, 12:58:11 PM
literally, over a ton?

HMmmmMMMMM..........

id say use oak, use 4x4's... support it with probably a metal frame.....

I think its do-able






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Post by: SwiftSpear on May 09, 2005, 02:48:08 PM
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literally, over a ton?

HMmmmMMMMM..........

id say use oak, use 4x4's... support it with probably a metal frame.....

I think its do-able
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You underestimate wood.  Some of my old skate ramps from back in the day have survived cars driving over them and what not.

Two by Twos could handle it with some really fancy archiexture technique... 2by4s should be fine unless you do something seriously wrong, like make the table tilted.  3by3-4by4 would go no problem.

[edit]oh, don't buy the cheap wood you can get for the table legs or base.  One of the main differences between different quality woods is the ammount of weight they can support at a maximum.
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Post by: pardzh on May 09, 2005, 04:40:31 PM
Heh, heh. Wood.
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Post by: LowCrawler on May 09, 2005, 05:26:50 PM
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literally, over a ton?

HMmmmMMMMM..........

id say use oak, use 4x4's... support it with probably a metal frame.....

I think its do-able
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You underestimate wood.  Some of my old skate ramps from back in the day have survived cars driving over them and what not.

Two by Twos could handle it with some really fancy archiexture technique... 2by4s should be fine unless you do something seriously wrong, like make the table tilted.  3by3-4by4 would go no problem.

[edit]oh, don't buy the cheap wood you can get for the table legs or base.  One of the main differences between different quality woods is the ammount of weight they can support at a maximum.
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youre right but you have to consider the shape of the ramp vs a table, plus the fact that when a car hits something, its quite a bit different than setting a car down on it for an extended period of time... a slanted ramp is much more likely to sustain the weight, as its only weak at its highest point, at the bottom its not much different from having it directly on the pavement... where the weight will only be applied for a second or two. This is entirely different from a square table that the force will be exterted on for weeks at a time, directly downward rather than with forward momentum to add on to it. 2x2's may be able to do it, but its better safe than sorry right?

I was mowing just now and i got a pretty crazy idea... you might be able to somehow incorporate springs into the design, at the parts where table meets leg... not enough to make the thing bouncy, but more as shock absorbers so that the force can be gradually exerted onto the table. also use wood with a straight grain for the legs. Wood is more stable when force is applied in the direction of the grain. Id suggest 5/8" plywood for the top, maybe even two sheets stacked. You certainly wouldnt want to spend weeks making strong legs only to have the thing crack the middle of the table. I have seen some extremely heavy things placed on wooden tables though... a whole ton or more, i dont think I can say I've seen honestly... but I'm almost certain that it could  be done.


Boy sure seems like a really cool project though