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The Ready Room => General => Topic started by: SwiftSpear on April 08, 2005, 08:10:17 AM

Title: A short story.
Post by: SwiftSpear on April 08, 2005, 08:10:17 AM

Why Swiftspear Should Never Be Left Alone On Your Server:
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One day swiftspear was bored, and therefore swiftspear decided to entertain himself.  Swiftspear logged onto NS and joined a server playing NS_hera.  Swiftspear still was not ammused by NS_hera, so he turned on sv_cheats and looked for good gaps to jump.  Finding that he had already jumped all the gaps on hera many times, swiftspear pursued other forms of entertainment.  The walls under the cargo elevator seemed bland, swiftspear decided to paint!
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The art was to pretty, but something was missing!  EXPLOZIONS!
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WALL GO BEWM, SERVER GO OWIE!  SWIFT GO YAY ^_^!

End result
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Post by: Vinegar Ninja on April 08, 2005, 08:26:09 AM

you have far too much time on your hands :p

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Post by: X-S-Z on April 08, 2005, 12:28:53 PM

Crushing anything under that elevator quarterlerk gets a thumbs up from me!   :cool:

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Post by: pardzh on April 08, 2005, 03:46:22 PM

Here's a virtual pat on the back. That is some accomplishment, there.

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Post by: That Annoying Kid on April 08, 2005, 06:05:30 PM

swift man, those mines and that wall got rokt

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Post by: SwiftSpear on April 08, 2005, 06:34:44 PM

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swift man, those mines and that wall got rokt

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Bwahaha, so true.

I need to find better ways to occupy my time.  :D  <3

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Post by: Necrosis on April 08, 2005, 06:37:05 PM

I suggest origami.

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Post by: duherman on April 08, 2005, 11:55:01 PM

:wacko: hehe you got me all caught up.

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Post by: Condizzle on April 09, 2005, 12:27:37 AM

You can do what I did: Play like a regular game but switch teams every five minutes... by yourself...

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Post by: SuicidaL MonkeY on April 09, 2005, 01:20:59 PM

that was b..e..a...utiful....mebe next time i get that much mines i'll make myself a castle!

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Post by: Mac on April 09, 2005, 01:32:39 PM

ha, that's great. Only time I got that many mines was when the game was a lost cause, and I kept stopping an onos from getting into the base.

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Post by: SlickWill on April 09, 2005, 07:53:16 PM

...you need to find a woman, then you will have no time...

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Post by: Mr.Bill on April 11, 2005, 10:18:11 AM

and no money. :-D

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Post by: SlickWill on April 11, 2005, 11:06:36 AM

rofls bill  :lol:

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Post by: RangerAlpha on April 12, 2005, 12:22:47 PM

Slick, you did it all wrong. fill an armory with mines and then recycle it, its a thousand times better.

/edit how did i manage to type 'Run' when i meant 'wrong'  wow. i must be really tired, or something.

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Post by: Goldy on April 14, 2005, 10:36:28 PM

lol, good job. Incidentally, my funniest moment on that elevator was jumping down to bite two marines as they came up.. but I landed on their heads and crushed them both. :D

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Post by: SwiftSpear on April 15, 2005, 04:46:44 AM

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Slick, you did it all wrong. fill an armory with mines and then recycle it, its a thousand times better.

/edit how did i manage to type 'Run' when i meant 'wrong'  wow. i must be really tired, or something.

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How did you manage to type "Slick" when my handel is SwiftSpear?