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The Ready Room => Off Topic => Topic started by: Ulatoh on May 06, 2004, 12:33:34 PM

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: Ulatoh on May 06, 2004, 12:33:34 PM

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars.

During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent ..."

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: X-S-Z on May 06, 2004, 12:40:27 PM

Heard it, but still good :)

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: Dark on May 06, 2004, 01:09:31 PM

heh nice joke ulatoh :lol:

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: Malevolent on May 06, 2004, 05:47:57 PM

lol, pretty good joke there.

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: -Lancer- on May 06, 2004, 06:20:32 PM

not bad :D

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: Loke The Sleek Peruvian on May 06, 2004, 07:23:23 PM

Heard it before, but still funneh :D

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: @gentOrange on May 06, 2004, 08:04:28 PM

A classic, I love it!

I got's one for ya that always makes me giggle.

Bacon eggs and sausage all go into a bar.
The bacon says "Hey barkeep! Can we get a pint over here?"
The bartender just shakes his head and says "Sorry we don't serve breakfast"

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: Fewlio on May 06, 2004, 08:43:42 PM

Olo wanna hear my joke? Ok: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone!

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: BOZO on May 06, 2004, 09:15:36 PM

:D Fool's been lingering in NS off-topic i see

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: BobTheJanitor on May 06, 2004, 10:43:25 PM

OK OK OK So a neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?"

And the bartender says, "For you? NO CHARGE!"

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Laugh, damn you.

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: Black Mage on May 06, 2004, 11:15:44 PM

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OK OK OK So a neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?"

And the bartender says, "For you? NO CHARGE!"

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Laugh, damn you.

(http://www.webelements.com/webelements/elements/media/nearingzero/H.gif)

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: lolfighter on May 08, 2004, 08:43:06 AM

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OK OK OK So a neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?"

And the bartender says, "For you? NO CHARGE!"

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Laugh, damn you.

Didn't make me laugh, but it made me smile so that I messed up the song I was singing along to at the time.

 :angry:

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: Evangelion_2 on May 08, 2004, 08:52:15 AM

What do you call five mexicans in quicksand?

Cinco *highlight to see better

OMG TEH FUNNEH!  :ph34r:

Title: Best.joke.ever.
Post by: Uranium - 235 on May 09, 2004, 01:34:18 AM

I like Blackmage's the best :D