Overly Chatty Penguins
The Ready Room => Off Topic => Topic started by: Niteowl on March 10, 2004, 09:52:15 AM
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here's a few i made
move it marines NOW
get to your goddamn waypoint
you bloody sissies
hold the zone longer
are you bereft of honour
wait for order, hold
keep your pet theories
i have no interest in them
just follow my lead
you are the man flex
you get my RTs quickly
crucial in my plans
do not talk back grunt
i will be forced to commrage
this you do not want
no guns for you now
you rambo insolently
you have lost honour
stealth, intelligence
you are truly blackops sir
build my PG, PHASE!
blasted fades killing!
my men, my brave men, lie strewn
should have upgraded
unbalanced teams, damn
my marines die left and right
here comes the gorge rush
stop requesting now
you have nary a scratch sir
medpacks are costly
march on, march on rines
your thunderous steps echo
a beautiful train
weapons free men
you have earned this win
the hive wilts from fire
music truly, sings
from forth canons sonic come
now silence, hive dead
resource dominance
a commmanders dream, truly
i give toys freely
divine wind cometh
we cower, we falter, fall
three hives, mark us dead
cower not good rines
now go forth into the fray
shotguns shred OCs
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Heh, those are good. Here are a couple of mine
You stupid res whores
I am gorge as onii play
Beg me for chambers
Sensory chamber
How much fun you are sometimes
People whine so much
Spawn-killed by a siege
Oh ignominious fate
May the marines rot
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i really like the last one :) ignomious! nice!
sensations flash fast
sometimes passing, fleeting quick
win by shotgun rush
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comm! jp/shotgun!
admin_ban nsplayer
MS is at peace
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Lerks are really close
Leathery wings keep flapping
Time to run away
Commando can I
Please have a shirtgun right now
Why u kickz0r me?
Hang from the ceiling
Watch food pass right underneath
Drop, chomp, climb, repeat
Get me that RT!
No toys for you if not do
Understand, nubtart?
TF is in red
Turrets will shut down and fail
Escape through PG
Little armories
Litter floor of marine start
Damn blasted humpers
"Whirr-clunk", the heavies
Dominate the map until
They forget to weld
Must you always bite
My precious Offense Chambers?
You are bant, goodbye
Here I build my hive
Many look just like it, yes
This one, though, is mine
I want MC first
MC first is much more fun
Don't you understand?
Did ten haiku poems
I dearly hope you like them
Damn, eleven now
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Just a note that "poems" is generally considered to have two syllables. The one syllable pronunciation is a degenerate form.
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You are just jealous
Poem skillz are mine, not yours
Can you better me?
:p
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Sadly mistaken
My skills are superior
crawl back in your hole
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Haiku count is twelve
You have only four of them
In numbers I win
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why such bitterness
calm, like water, not commrage
use haikus for peace!!
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Why must we to post
Haiku's detailing NS
This is really dumb
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Why must we to post
Haiku's detailing NS
This is really dumb
love, not hate, chillax
don't bring death , cynicism
read other forums
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Red pools of fresh blood
Messy blood on my bone claws
I can taste your death
Silently I stalk
Hunting for that which I crave
The warm flesh from you
Gurgle gurgle plop
Another one devoured
Death by digestion
Screams of agony
I move in for the last blow
Tresspass no longer
Hive under attack
I rush to aid survival
Death is your escape
Wiggle waddle hop
Scurrying little fatty
Gorges get the love
You cannot stop me
Death is the name of my game
I am the bringer
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that's a nice set of downright freaky alien haikus grimm :)
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the ns fan-fic forums have a hiku thread as well!