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The Ready Room => Off Topic => Topic started by: Grimm on February 07, 2004, 04:27:33 PM

Title: My Name
Post by: Grimm on February 07, 2004, 04:27:33 PM
As many of you may or may not know, my name in real life is Kerry, even though I'm a guy. You may have seen the setinfo where I mention getting tampons in the mail because of my name (true story), and I am here now to prove more to you that having this name is a problem.

I received this in the mail today.
Title: My Name
Post by: Anarki3x6 on February 07, 2004, 04:35:54 PM
:blink:  weow rofl , funny lol
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Post by: Leaderz0rz on February 07, 2004, 04:36:53 PM
poor grimmy
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Post by: BobTheJanitor on February 07, 2004, 04:37:01 PM
But that little black outfit is absolutely STUNNING sweetheart! You go girl!
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Post by: Satanic Monkey on February 07, 2004, 06:30:14 PM
Get matching heels for that black dress, but that has to suck getting tampons and stuff, but then again give 'em to a girl and they ill be happy.....I think?
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Post by: JHunz on February 07, 2004, 10:30:42 PM
If they start sending you Victoria's Secret catalogs, you'll quit whining soon enough.
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Post by: Smoke Nova on February 07, 2004, 10:40:57 PM
hmm...

Poor Grimm.
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Post by: LzX on February 08, 2004, 01:21:46 AM
Yea well, that's not half as bad as the annoying sayings and phrases that people recite from Star Wars when they hear my name... Lucas, or obviously Luke for short, is my name IRL...

BTW Grimm and Smoke Nova, the blood in your sigs is awesome...  B)
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Post by: Bogglesteinsky on February 08, 2004, 01:29:53 AM
I dunno Bob. I think the strapless red one is just dead sexy.

Isn't Kerry (boys name) spelt different from Kerrie (girls name)?
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Post by: Grimm on February 08, 2004, 10:04:51 AM
The spelling is supposedly different for guys, but I've run into a few femmes that spelled it the same way. Its probably just less common than Carrie or Keri or any of the other ways of spelling it.
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Post by: Dubbilex on February 08, 2004, 10:17:19 AM
*pats Grimm on the back*

There, there.  I feel your pain.
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Post by: esuna on February 08, 2004, 11:28:45 AM
I definitely support the black outfit, you'd look great in it.

It must be kind of a bonus having a name like that, i mean, you could buy that little black number, and they wouldn't think they were sending it for some guy and his perverse fantasies. :D
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Post by: Nuketheplace on February 08, 2004, 12:55:36 PM
I feel your pain Grimm I really do.

My real life name is Gabriel pronounced.  Every single time a teacher calls out my name in class its the female pronunciation of it.  It pisses me off.
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Post by: Niteowl on February 08, 2004, 01:18:21 PM
this all works in your favour, when you get  a gf/wife, and they see the catalogue, just say you ordered it because you were thinking of them, and looking to get something special for them. BROWNIE POINTS!

:p
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Post by: Smoke Nova on February 08, 2004, 04:25:23 PM
Nuke, you mean your name is in the way of the...Archangel Gaberiel?  (Tell teachers it's Gabe-riel, not Gab-riel)

Sweet, that makes two people named after Archangel's that I know.  



and Grimm, you think being named Kerrie/Kerry is bad, in my entire school time, I had a classmate named Kerry White.  My name is A. E. White.  I got so sick of telling people I am not her (Kerry's) brother.
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Post by: Satiagraha on February 08, 2004, 06:44:46 PM
Muahahahahah, I think it's wonderful having a normal guy's name like Chris :p

Although, sometimes, people playfully call me Chrissy... which really sucks...
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Post by: Smoke Nova on February 08, 2004, 08:15:37 PM
Hush, pretty boy who dies to my mines alot!
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Post by: Niteowl on February 08, 2004, 08:28:23 PM
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Although, sometimes, people playfully call me Chrissy... which really sucks...
oh snap, that really really really begs for a custom sig. but you already have one!! :(
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Post by: Black Mage on February 08, 2004, 09:50:34 PM
think  of it this way:
my name is ~~~ ... i get no free gurlpix0rz

yeah say that three times ... at any speed
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Post by: ThoraX on February 09, 2004, 01:10:59 AM
hehe... i'm gonna call you Shazzy now.

my full name is Jeffray... no, that's not a typo. it's really an A there. I get tired of people asking about it, so when people ask my name, i just say Jeff... but then they start calling me Jeffrey, and then they ask if it's spelled with a G... Which makes me glad i'm not named Geoffrey. that name just looks weird.
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Post by: lolfighter on February 09, 2004, 04:43:46 AM
Wow... A catalogue over brides. You can BUY those in the states? No wonder half of Europe moved over there a few centuries ago.

Hmm. Do you know if the one in the pink dress on the left is sold out?
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on February 09, 2004, 10:54:55 AM
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Wow... A catalogue over brides. You can BUY those in the states? No wonder half of Europe moved over there a few centuries ago.

Hmm. Do you know if the one in the pink dress on the left is sold out?
It's a bridalry, where you buy wedding dresses, nubfaec :D
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Post by: Niteowl on February 09, 2004, 11:01:19 AM
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Wow... A catalogue over brides. You can BUY those in the states? No wonder half of Europe moved over there a few centuries ago.

Hmm. Do you know if the one in the pink dress on the left is sold out?
hahahhahah
Title: My Name
Post by: Grimm on February 09, 2004, 05:54:49 PM
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Hmm. Do you know if the one in the pink dress on the left is sold out?
You can take any of em, 'cept the one in the black dress is MIEN!  <3
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Post by: lolfighter on February 10, 2004, 09:25:57 AM
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It's a bridalry, where you buy wedding dresses, nubfaec :D
I totally knew that. Just checking to see if you were paying attention.
[size=0]Damn.[/size]
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Post by: Black Mage on February 10, 2004, 09:38:42 AM
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hehe... i'm gonna call you Shazzy now.
do you enjoy the pleasure of having four limbs?
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Post by: Legionnaired on February 10, 2004, 01:59:44 PM
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Hmm. Do you know if the one in the pink dress on the left is sold out?
You can take any of em, 'cept the one in the black dress is MIEN!  <3
I had a friend who wore the exact same black dress last year for sweethearts.

Wise decision ;)
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Post by: ShootBang on February 10, 2004, 09:05:37 PM
My name is Eric. Not only is my name MANLY and easy to pronounce, it's also almost imposable to find any word to rhyme with it. How are kids supposed to make fun of your name if they can't find any bad phrases to rhyme with it.

but i know your pain grim, i got a friend with your name, same spelling and all, and we alwase make fun of him for it  >:D
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Post by: Smoke Nova on February 10, 2004, 09:08:39 PM
Hush Mr. Eric Jacque Cherac!  YOU FRENCH MAN!

Ok, so that sucked.  I'll try harder.
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Post by: Dirty Harry Potter on February 11, 2004, 07:38:47 AM
My real life name is Jørgen, try to pronounce that you yankee freaks :p
But since the day care center, my real life nick has been.....Nuka! - which is greenlandish for little brother btw

This nick have been changed into quite a few things over the years:
Nuga
Nougat
Nuka-boris
Fnuggi
Nuggi
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Post by: Grimm on February 11, 2004, 09:22:25 AM
Mmm... Nougat...

 :lol:
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Post by: ThoraX on February 12, 2004, 12:54:19 PM
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hehe... i'm gonna call you Shazzy now.
do you enjoy the pleasure of having four limbs?
well, i wouldn't mind if i lost them... cuz then I'd have the coolest nickname: Torso Boy! And also my Alias would fit well with my, erm, situation.
Title: My Name
Post by: Uranium - 235 on February 12, 2004, 01:35:05 PM
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hehe... i'm gonna call you Shazzy now.
do you enjoy the pleasure of having four limbs?
He might not, but I'll still call you Shazzy ;)
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Post by: REIMA-FFOIF on February 12, 2004, 11:14:18 PM
Well hey..isnt that mail thing better than someone comes to your door and tries to sell you tampones...and he doesn't even notice that you're a guy?

What kind of world would that be if someone sells tampones door to door.
"I can guide you through the process with this new wonderful product"  :blink:
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Post by: Bogglesteinsky on February 13, 2004, 03:41:38 AM
All these people with really crazy names. You parents must hate you. :p

Eric rhymes with Cleric, but that isn't really much of an insult.

(it is spelt 'tampons')