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Title: Chess
Post by: Iconoclast on February 16, 2005, 12:08:54 AM
Was just wondering if anyone else besides me plays net chess? I'm growing tired of playing against random people that trash talk after a game.

If you want to get some games going just pm me in IRC.

I can play on ICC, uscl, fics, or chess.net if you like (I have accounts at all of the places)
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Post by: A Boojum Snark on February 16, 2005, 12:23:53 AM
I like chess, have not played it in ages, nor have I heard of the places you've mentioned. :p So if you care to toss me a URL of what ya think is the best (free too? dunno if such things cost money >_>) I'd gladly sign up and play. No idea how good I am anymore though :p
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Post by: Azazeal on February 16, 2005, 01:09:05 AM
Yea pretty much the same as stated above, i like chess so im willing to play, probly mop the floor with me tho :p
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Post by: SwiftSpear on February 16, 2005, 06:16:21 AM
When I first read the topic title I'm like, "has Iconoclast lost it?  no one doesn't play chess"  Then I realized you meant online  :p
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Post by: lolfighter on February 16, 2005, 07:54:33 AM
Chess is a thinking man's game. Therefore, if you're good at chess, you're smart. Therefore, if you're bad at chess, you're stupid. At least that's what I keep making myself believe. And I suck horribly at chess. Therefore, playing chess gets me down. Therefore, I don't play chess.
Which is probably why I suck at it.
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Post by: That Annoying Kid on February 16, 2005, 08:48:53 AM
I <3 me some chess, but only on a board with pieces I can reach out and grab without using a mouse  :rolleyes:

it's all about castling, and getting to the playground [those 4 squares in the middle]  :D
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Post by: X-S-Z on February 16, 2005, 09:04:14 AM
I love playing chess, however there is a serious lack of decent players in the family, and everyone else would rather play cards so I don't get to play nearly as much as I'd like.

The only decent competition I have is in the form of my 12 year old cousin Alex (sadly maybe) and though he's young, he manages to turn every one of our games into a bloodbath. He also kicks my ass at pool. T_T
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Post by: Niteowl on February 16, 2005, 09:30:30 AM
You should all learn bridge, it's a strategic, somewhat teamplay card game. This Fogey I know did competitive Magic: THe Gathering tourneys, and apparently, he said, his Bridge play helped him quite a bit.

I"m only a very very crappy novice, but it's pretty fun. Think, reverse Hearts.
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Post by: Legionnaired on February 16, 2005, 09:36:58 AM
I play, but I'm rusty as woot. Haven't played a good game in ages, except when [FFT]SM5 wipes the floor with me.
Title: Chess
Post by: Iconoclast on February 16, 2005, 10:13:18 AM
I know for a fact that FICS is free, USCL (where I mainly play) has some sort of basic trial where you can play unrated games only. Here's a couple of links.

FICS - www.freechess.org (http://www.freechess.org)

USCL - www.uschesslive.org (http://www.uschesslive.org)

* - FICS doesnt allow you to register if you dont have a 'real' email, they wont allow you to use yahoo, hotmail, gmail, etc.


lf: lolfighter applies script-fu and turns those URLs into easily-clickable hyperlinks for YOUR convenience!
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Post by: 2_of_8 on February 16, 2005, 10:23:29 AM
I wouldn't mind playing chess; I'm not that good, and haven't played in a few years. However, if you feel really bored, PM me (highlight first in #lm so that I pay attention). Most of the time that I have free I use to play on LM, though.
I would love to try anyway, since I haven't played in such a long time.
Title: Chess
Post by: Dark on February 16, 2005, 10:27:06 AM
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You should all learn bridge, it's a strategic, somewhat teamplay card game. This Fogey I know did competitive Magic: THe Gathering tourneys, and apparently, he said, his Bridge play helped him quite a bit.

I"m only a very very crappy novice, but it's pretty fun. Think, reverse Hearts.
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Funny i know how to play Bridge and just about any other card game out there.  I also enjoy a good of chess wheter it be online or on a board with pieces.
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Post by: Doobie Dan on February 16, 2005, 10:31:52 AM
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You should all learn bridge
The true old fogey!

The only people I know who play bridge are 70+  ^_^

[size=8]Not to knock it, I'd probably enjoy it if I knew how to play.[/size]
Title: Chess
Post by: Dark on February 16, 2005, 10:35:10 AM
woh now i'm 20 and i know how to play bridge and i rather enjoy it too.  Heck i've even played as a substitute for a bridge group my mom and grandmother are a part of twice now.

the only thing i'm still getting used to is the bidding and answering other than that i'm good

back on topic i'ld really like to play more chess than i do play currently (atm it is none at all)



(after reading doobie's post the first time i didn't read it quite as throughly as i did the second time. sorry if this came off as a little harsh doobie)
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Post by: GrayDuck on February 16, 2005, 11:04:39 AM
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When I first read the topic title I'm like, "has Iconoclast lost it?  no one doesn't play chess"  Then I realized you meant online  :p
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I don't play chess.  Never have.  Don't know how.  Never had any interest to lean.  Ok, well maybe I'm kinda curious, but it just seems like there are so many rules, I have a hard enough time with checkers.

Steam checkers anyone??  I haven't won.... in like... ever, but I'm up for a good clean loss!
Title: Chess
Post by: Iconoclast on February 16, 2005, 11:42:12 AM
Doh, I forgot completely about steam board games..probably alot easier and less confusing to just play on it.

-Bridge, My grandfather used to play all the time..never quite figured it out myself. I remember him playing in tournaments and online too, I'll put it on my list of things to learn next to backgammon.
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Post by: fatty on February 16, 2005, 11:47:07 AM
friends list has to actually decide it wants to work for steam chess to be usable.  :angry:


i'd play ya in whatever free web-based ones there are out there on that internet thingy.

edit: at a friend's cabin i learned cribbage. i am a beast.
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Post by: Niteowl on February 16, 2005, 12:15:04 PM
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You should all learn bridge
The true old fogey!

The only people I know who play bridge are 70+  ^_^

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No, no, that's quite alright. I think that estimation is quite correct. I think it's mainly the euro in my eurasian that makes my dad think that anything sorta british/european/stodgy is good has led to me being taught bridge.


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woh now i'm 20 and i know how to play bridge and i rather enjoy it too.  Heck i've even played as a substitute for a bridge group my mom and grandmother are a part of twice now.

the only thing i'm still getting used to is the bidding and answering other than that i'm good
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Dang, playing in the women's group,that's hardcore bridge right there. And yeah,t he tough part about the game is teh bidding and all the freaking conventions.
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Post by: That Annoying Kid on February 16, 2005, 12:25:28 PM
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You should all learn bridge
The true old fogey!

The only people I know who play bridge are 70+  ^_^

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^^

the first thing I thought when niteowl said play bridge was LOL, the second was of my late grandmother who always used to play it   ^_^
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Post by: JohnTheGarbageman on February 16, 2005, 01:10:07 PM
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When I first read the topic title I'm like, "has Iconoclast lost it?  no one doesn't play chess"  Then I realized you meant online  :p
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I don't play chess.  Never have.  Don't know how.  Never had any interest to lean.  Ok, well maybe I'm kinda curious, but it just seems like there are so many rules, I have a hard enough time with checkers.

Steam checkers anyone??  I haven't won.... in like... ever, but I'm up for a good clean loss!
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The rules of chess are the surprisingly similiar to checkers, its about simple movement patterns to remove pieces. But instead of only having one type of movement with possible combos, chess has different movement abilitys for each type of piece but no funky stuff like combos (a few special moves are the exception). And one move constitutes your entire turn.

So for example, the little dudes (pawns), are able to move 1 space forward at any time or 2 spaces if that particular pawn hasn't moved yet this game. Pawns can only attack 1 unit diagonally and towards the enemy players side of the board (no backwards diagonal attack - in fact they can never move back) and hence make slightly clumsy pieces - but due to their number (8) and alignment are some of the most powerful players on the board.

In contrast, the queen is only given once to each player, but is able to move in any linear direction (can't change directions during the move, duh) without limit (except the 8 square limit of the field, duh) - so she can move diagonally, horizontally or vertically across the field. However all figures need a clear path of movement over enemy and friendly pieces, unless they intend to take said enemy piece.

All pieces are taken by simply being able to move a figure of yours onto them. So if you have a line from your queen to a target piece, you're able to take it. Or if your opponent moves a piece within 1 unit forward-diagonally (its simpler than it sounds :p ) of a pawn of yours. Theres 3 more pieces (4 with the King), but I'm just trying to get the idea across here.

Chess is really worth learning, not because it proves wether you're smart or anything (high level chessplay is merely good pattern recognition), but because learning chess is a great mental exercise. The beauty of the game will slowly become evident as you begin to see the inter-dependencies all 16 pieces (of 5 different types) on the board develope - each one covering an area, a line, a square - threatening or defending a piece, being threatened or defended by another piece, until its one big chain reaction. Thats when you can call chess complicated for a moment. But the rules themselves are easier to learn than those of most card games :)
Title: Chess
Post by: JohnTheGarbageman on February 16, 2005, 01:12:13 PM
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edit: at a friend's cabin i learned cribbage. i am a beast.
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I play mexican poker like no other, eat that.
Title: Chess
Post by: Malevolent on February 16, 2005, 01:30:20 PM
Well, I know how to play chess, but I don't play it much. I hardly play any type of boardgames anymore. I did love to play checkers for quite awhile. I played it so much that no one could beat me, but that is probably not true since I haven't played it in years. Chess is like the next level of checkers.
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Post by: A Boojum Snark on February 16, 2005, 04:16:41 PM
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If you ask somebody if they're good at chess, almost everyone will say they're "okay."  I've found it's usually better to ask if someone knows what en passant is ;)
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Hmm, never thought about that :D and I can say I know what it is :p
Title: Chess
Post by: Iconoclast on February 16, 2005, 09:00:35 PM
I'm really good, and I just got informed tonight my college is having a blitz (10 minute or less) tournament for scholarship money on saturday..1st place gets $800.

Wish me luck !
Title: Chess
Post by: SgtFury on February 17, 2005, 07:46:12 AM
Good luck Iconcast, don`t know about playing in less than 10 minutes though my brain wouldn`t cope....  >_<


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If you ask somebody if they're good at chess, almost everyone will say they're "okay."  I've found it's usually better to ask if someone knows what en passant is ;)
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En passant is good way to figure out how good they are.... another is to get them with "fools mate" thats a cracker :)

Actually the moves I thought of do`nt actually turn out to be fools mate this is.....

(http://www.gothicchess.org/foolsmate.gif)

The one im thinking of is similar but you have the black bishop at C5 and the black queen at  F2....anyone know what that is called?
Title: Chess
Post by: fatty on February 17, 2005, 04:51:00 PM
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I play mexican poker like no other, eat that.
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at least i can lerk better than you! :ph34r:
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Post by: BobTheJanitor on February 17, 2005, 11:25:11 PM
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The one im thinking of is similar but you have the black bishop at C5 and the black queen at  F2....anyone know what that is called?
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I always thought that what you describe was a fool's mate as well. You'd have to be playing someone really stupid for them to end up in the position in your picture.

That's usually my tell on whether someone is a good chess player or not, if they move any pawns besides the king's and queen's within the first eight moves or so. It either means they're clueless at how to handle something as simple as the opening, or that they're very very good and about to try something totally wild that will wipe the floor with me. Almost always, sadly, it's the former.
Title: Chess
Post by: Iconoclast on February 18, 2005, 02:35:49 AM
Scooter knows his chess, we must play some time  :D - was it you that I talked to on IRC about playing on ICC, cant remember if it was or not.
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Post by: lolfighter on February 18, 2005, 05:00:13 AM
Woot, I know what en passant is, and that mate looks very stupid to me! I'm not a total chessdork! :D

But then again, rules have always been my strong point. Drives people crazy when I clear my throat and go "you know, according to the rules, that move is illegal..."
Title: Chess
Post by: duherman on February 22, 2005, 09:38:44 PM
Bishop to F4. I'm right now learning but I'm getting a hang of it.
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Post by: Iconoclast on February 23, 2005, 01:07:07 AM
I play sicilian, not french !  :angry: - we must play soon.

anyways - I got fourth place at that tournament. $120 payout for a five hour event. Very nervewracking though, probably could of won the grand prize had I seen an obvious queen fork.
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Post by: Black Mage on February 23, 2005, 01:43:49 AM
i play a bit, i'm not too good

i get bored easily so i end up going for the quick check
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Post by: SgtFury on February 23, 2005, 01:49:33 AM
Queen forks aren`t what you need to look out for...... its the knife in the kings back!!

 :D

Sorry couldn't resist.
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Post by: Doobie Dan on February 23, 2005, 10:10:11 AM
Queen or rook forking is my only skill.  Other than that I'm horrible.

I like poker.  That way it's never your fault if you lose ^_^
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Post by: [JFF]Kirby on February 23, 2005, 05:10:40 PM
heh i used to play chess all the time in 5th grade... i kick anarkis ass alot too...

hes always "tired and doesnt feel like playing" when i dominate him....

cept i just wing it and i dont know all the fancy lingo so i doubt i could beat any of you.. i cant even beat my dads palm pilot.. but that things brilliant so im not too worried..
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Post by: Anarki3x6 on February 23, 2005, 09:48:37 PM
PFFT. it's to lull you into a false sense of security, then BAM! face full of sharp objects! or something..
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Post by: duherman on February 28, 2005, 08:19:01 PM
StoneToad and I had a chess game the other day on steam and the outcome was a defeat for me. I managed to kill his 2 fades but one of his skulks morphed back into a fade. It was a close game though, I got his hive very low on hp but he made a good come back.
Title: Chess
Post by: Black Mage on February 28, 2005, 09:42:34 PM
chess is always better with a hand grenade or two
Title: Chess
Post by: Iconoclast on February 28, 2005, 09:49:53 PM
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chess is always better with a hand grenade or two
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Yar. Battlechess 2k4.
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Post by: duherman on February 28, 2005, 10:07:58 PM
Chess Mod: Natural-Selection
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Post by: lolfighter on March 01, 2005, 09:48:59 AM
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PFFT. it's to lull you into a false sense of security, then BAM! face full of sharp objects! or something..
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No no no, you got it all wrong:

BAM! Mammoth tank through concrete wall!
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Post by: Black Mage on March 01, 2005, 08:56:47 PM
i think lolfighter is mistaken

lull them into a false sense of security and then *BAM* "ohhh yeah" and then the kool-aid man steals all their peices and you get a checkmate
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Post by: Crispy on March 02, 2005, 02:30:55 PM
I just played Chinese chess the other day which is similar to normal chess but with a few differences:

- It's Red vs Black
- It's Hans vs Huns
- There's a river down the middle of the board
- Some pieces can't cross the river
- THARS KANONS!
Title: Chess
Post by: Diablus on March 02, 2005, 02:43:54 PM
That Chess game in mortal kombat deception is pretty cool since you get to fight over the square and have your mage do a special move like revive or kill a enemy "grunt" or "sorcerer" and you can set up 1 "boobey trap" which when any player lands on it. BEWM say goodbye :D.. but it can be quite annoying when the other sorcerrer teleports your grunt right onto their boobey trap :angry:

but its chess with a twist. Though I prefer regular chess
Title: Chess
Post by: Niteowl on March 03, 2005, 11:35:25 AM
ARRRCHHOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: JohnTheGarbageman on March 03, 2005, 11:13:55 PM
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That Chess game in mortal kombat deception is pretty cool since you get to fight over the square and have your mage do a special move like revive or kill a enemy "grunt" or "sorcerer" and you can set up 1 "boobey trap" which when any player lands on it. BEWM say goodbye :D.. but it can be quite annoying when the other sorcerrer teleports your grunt right onto their boobey trap :angry:

but its chess with a twist. Though I prefer regular chess
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Thats an understatement along the lines of "a hermaphrodite is just a girl with a twist". Its a chick with manparts son - and that chess you're talking about is just as weird and disgusting.