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The Ready Room => Off Topic => Topic started by: Architeuthis on November 23, 2004, 04:17:57 PM

Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Architeuthis on November 23, 2004, 04:17:57 PM: Jocelyne Raymond is dead. It'll probably come to you as a shock if you haven't heard it already, but there it is. She was run over by a tractor 3 days ago, while tending to her cows at her farm in Rouyn-Noranda, Quebec. She was a spectacular french canadian, doing such french-canadianish things as speaking french and eating poutine like a pro.

For those of you who don't know her, I think a list of random french canadian slang will help you understand her better.

Abeille: A bee.
Arbre: A tree.
Anatoler: The act of being an Anatole, as in a total rouplis.
Biere: An Anatole's drink of choice.
Becot: Having sexual relations with a midget. It's a metaphor.
Baiser: It's what you do when you feel spent. "Oh man je suis tellement en train de baiser."
Cire: Whatever you're chewing on at the time.
Carosse: A really nice car.
Citron: A really really nice carosse.
Digerer: Washing your carosse. "J'ai digerer toute mon carosse!"
Didgeridoo: A fat groussia,
Ecouter: Beating someone up.
Ecrire: Spinning around until you're dizzy, then puking on the person nearest to you.
Forniquer: The act of flipping pancakes over.
Fif: Someone you like a lot.
Groussia: A girl.
Hortique: The door to your house.
Pote: A friend.
Seins: Slang for breasts.
Boules: Slang for breasts.
Melons: Slang for breasts.
Totons: Slang for breasts.
Roplouplou: Slang for breasts.
Poitrine: Slang for breasts.
Rododo: Slang for breasts.
Mamelons: Nipples.
Poutine: A meal made of moose meat, maple syrup and cheese.
Pete: A fart.
Chier: Giving a kiss. "J'ai chier partout dans ta face."
Marde: A delicious chocolate dessert, like mousse.
Grabualsa: Something you yell out when you're really happy.
Super crackpot dans le toaster: Something that is amazingly cool. "Ca c'est vraiment super crackpot dans le toaster!"
Grille-pain: A machine that gives cake.
Tabarnac: French swear.
Christie: French swear.
Calisse: French swear.
Expos: The best baseball team ever.
Farfelu: Someone who's very smart.
Farfadet: A leprechaun.
Barbu: Someone who's really fat.

Here's some prices for poutines:

Small poutine: 1.99
Medium poutine: 2.99
Large poutine: 4.99

A good poutine is called poutine. A bad poutine is called poutine.

There, I hope that helps. If you've got any questions, feel fre to ask.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: sonic on November 23, 2004, 04:26:18 PM: Archi my pote, i'll take half a pound of your finest boules. And I will pay you in chier if thats allright.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: bacon_flaps on November 23, 2004, 04:50:37 PM: FYI she actually marketed some of the stuff she made. Had some when I was in Alberta this summer. Sucks that she's gone D: Hand squeezed curdled milk tastes so much better.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: fatty on November 23, 2004, 04:57:25 PM: archi my fif, you should come over and we can ecouter some didgeridoo while we becot together. if i can touch your roplouplou you can ecrire me. after that i would probably be baiser though, i don't know i can forniquer the barbu farfadet.

p.s. bringing your poutine would be super crackpot dans le toaster.

Grabualsa!
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Dubbilex on November 23, 2004, 04:59:00 PM: GRABUALSA, MRS. JOCELYNE
you were my boy.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: DruBo on November 23, 2004, 07:40:49 PM: :blink:

Reading this makes me feel like I may be crazy.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Malevolent on November 23, 2004, 08:33:41 PM: There's nothing wrong with being crazy Drubo. It's ok.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Diablus on November 23, 2004, 10:23:32 PM: I feel bad.... such a...... random way to go..... :blink: v_v

Though im pretty sure Since i live in a suburban enviornment and not near any farms or countrysides which accidents like that must happen frequently, (or enough so it doesnt seem totally random) So yea.. anyhows... at least i wasn't something very brutal such as a Combine Harvester or something.

my condolences
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: EmperorPenguin on November 23, 2004, 10:26:40 PM: Man, obviously I'm way behind on my French-Canadian slang. I didn't recognize a single thing on here!

Except for rododos. Oh, those fine fine rododos.

Peace out Jocelyne, you and your fine rododos.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Vinegar Ninja on November 23, 2004, 11:46:19 PM: <_<
and I thought so highly of you archi.....
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: CForrester on November 24, 2004, 12:09:34 AM: Good old artery-clogging poutine.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Black Mage on November 24, 2004, 12:18:21 AM: a pathetic attempt at mockery, my opinion follows vinnie's on most points ...
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Post by: Niteowl on November 24, 2004, 12:21:03 AM: i thought it was funny! maybe it's a canadian thing?

BRING OUT SOME STAN ROGERS BABAY! or THE HIP!!
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Architeuthis on November 24, 2004, 06:52:52 AM: Quote
a pathetic attempt at mockery, my opinion follows vinnie's on most points ...
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Hahahahahaha, so you're telling me you actually enjoyed TAK's thread?

I understand that he just wanted us to understand Mac Dre better, but that thread was completely ridiculous. There's better ways to learn about someone than just random slang.

Besides, you know nothing about being funny so my ego remains incredibly huge!
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Dubbilex on November 24, 2004, 06:56:52 AM: Quote
Besides, you know nothing about being funny so my ego remains incredibly huge!
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It's true! He let me see it!
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: lolfighter on November 24, 2004, 07:18:21 AM: I would have expressed my sympathies, perhaps, if this was not such a blatant attempt at mockery.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Vinegar Ninja on November 24, 2004, 08:27:13 AM: I would expect this crap of esuna, not you.
TAK may have made what you believe to be a silly thread, but TAK obviously thinks its important enough to post. You have no right to belittle him, and you should be asamed. It wouldnt matter if its forlorn, he still has the right to post, and I would THINK the right to not be harassed by the ADMIN TEAM NO LESS.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Architeuthis on November 24, 2004, 09:30:10 AM: Harassed? Like I said, I understood his intentions, but the original thread WAS silly. And so is this thread. This isn't an insult to TAK. If anything, it shows how his original thread looked to other people; completely random.

You can't learn about someone by having a list of slang. All it can do is help you understand what he's saying. A better approach for this would've been to post lyrics to a song and explain what was going on.

The fact that most people here don't care about rap culture is irrelevant. The thread didn't help TAK's cause one bit.

Anyway, you're right, I feel ashamed, I can see how my thread is horribly insulting for TAK. I insulted rap, which he cares about a lot. I said horrible things about him and his sexual oritentation. And then I punched his mom in the face.

I'M SORRY TAK. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT SCARRED FOR LIFE :(
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: esuna on November 24, 2004, 09:56:26 AM: Quote
I would expect this crap of esuna, not you.
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I'm hurt. -_-
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Vinegar Ninja on November 24, 2004, 11:11:41 AM: well, in your defense, you would prolly be drunk while doing it, realize your mistake later, and appologise for it :p
and its not like you do it all the time, just those random outbursts that your known for.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: bacon_flaps on November 24, 2004, 01:13:29 PM: Seins: Slang for breasts.
Boules: Slang for breasts.
Melons: Slang for breasts.
Totons: Slang for breasts.
Roplouplou: Slang for breasts.
Poitrine: Slang for breasts.
Rododo: Slang for breasts.

How is that not funny!

I now have 7 new ways to underhandedly talk about breasts and no one will be the wiser.

Sense of humor = banned.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: That Annoying Kid on November 27, 2004, 08:34:15 AM: Quote
Seins: Slang for breasts.
Boules: Slang for breasts.
Melons: Slang for breasts.
Totons: Slang for breasts.
Roplouplou: Slang for breasts.
Poitrine: Slang for breasts.
Rododo: Slang for breasts.

How is that not funny!

I now have 7 new ways to underhandedly talk about breasts and no one will be the wiser.

Sense of humor = banned.
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right there I'm inclined to agree, and this thread is helpfull because it puts a different perspective on things :D

I totally understand where archi is coming from, vinnie thanks for getting my back however I must insist there is no particular need to go to bat for me here :)

I love a decent parody thread, did you randomly make up that list or did you actually grab it from somewhere?

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since he/she/it died from getting run over by a tractor, is that the stereotypical way for French Canadians to die? Mac Dreezy got shot and thats the stereotypical way for rappers to die ;)
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Architeuthis on November 27, 2004, 08:36:32 AM: Quote
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Seins: Slang for breasts.
Boules: Slang for breasts.
Melons: Slang for breasts.
Totons: Slang for breasts.
Roplouplou: Slang for breasts.
Poitrine: Slang for breasts.
Rododo: Slang for breasts.

How is that not funny!

I now have 7 new ways to underhandedly talk about breasts and no one will be the wiser.

Sense of humor = banned.
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right there I'm inclined to agree, and this thread is helpfull because it puts a different perspective on things :D

I totally understand where archi is coming from, vinnie thanks for getting my back however I must insist there is no particular need to go to bat for me here :)

I love a decent parody thread, did you randomly make up that list or did you actually grab it from somewhere?
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Just made it up on the spot! Took me a while to come up with some of this stuff, though. Some of it IS real french canadian slang, though.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: Crispy on November 27, 2004, 08:43:40 AM: As a student of French this thread initially confused the hell out of me.

Now I understand, but I didn't laugh...

...apart from when I saw bacon flaps quote and realised that his handle is in fact an underhanded way of saying something else quite rude.

I prefer VBS though, the imagery is just perfect.
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: -Lancer- on November 27, 2004, 08:49:29 AM: Quote
You have no right to belittle him

Belittle!? oh come on! you guys are starting to act like popular girls who just came out of middle school.... "OMG you guys are totally talking behind my back. I can't bieleive melanie woud do such a thing"

It's all in good fun guys, try not to take anything seriously
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: esuna on November 27, 2004, 09:56:40 AM: Quote
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You have no right to belittle him

Belittle!? oh come on! you guys are starting to act like popular girls who just came out of middle school.... "OMG you guys are totally talking behind my back. I can't bieleive melanie woud do such a thing"

It's all in good fun guys, try not to take anything seriously
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Melanie.... that bitch! What did she do? Tell me! I NEED TO KNOW!

*runs off crying*
Title: A Moment Of Silence Please
Post by: bacon_flaps on November 27, 2004, 01:46:05 PM: She TOTALLY made fun of your new ridiculously expensive designer shoes! Don't worry, we'll mock the car her daddy bought for her even though she can't drive yet.