So...I was having a jaunt last night watching Mortal Kombat and enjoying reasonable portions of
tequila last night. A friend and I went outside for a smoke and started to fool around. He ended up giving me a bit of a toss into a stairway railing and splitting my head open.
I felt fine till I hit the ground then layed there while he started flipping out and screaming about how much blood was coming off my face. I wanted to go inside and see how badass I looked. Much to my excitement my entire face was soaking in wet fresh blood. I got a good look at the cut and decided I needed stitches.
So I'm going to call an ambulance. The supposed friend who's house it is, flipped out at me and wouldn't let me call from his house because the ambulance might wake his parents. So I walked all the way home with Ben (the one who flipped at the sight of blood) and call, let my grandparents know what happened and where I'll be. Then go to the hospital in the back of a super four seater nifto cart! Got my stitches after waiting around playing Pokemon with Ben (who had begged for them to bring him to the hospital with me). Then needed smokes so we walked to 711 and called a cab! Cabbie taught me how to skip out on the ambulance bill.
12 stitches right around my eyebrow and under my eyelid. It was like watching spiderman fix me. A work of art.