Couple more plus a mini story:
Look out! behind you alyx!!
Wait a sec...wrong film...I mea....godammit wrong genre alltogether!
Mini story - "The canteen"
Walter: "Hello Eli, where are you off to?"
Eli: "Hey Walter, i'm just carting this cart full of rotting corpses to the canteen"
Walter: "Very good....wait, did you remember to remove the bomb from their pants?"
Eli: "oh crap....take cover!!"
Eli & Walter: "aaaaaahhhh!!"
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Judith: "Oh my god, what happened here!?"
Judith: "ah well, waste not want not. *walks off whistling*"