Well, at least you got a story to tell the chix ;)
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Yes!
"I fell down the stairs and split my head open, look!
*pause*
What, you don't find it attractive?!
But the advice was to LIE and say that I'm a single parent and can't afford the bill. They have a slush fund for such things.
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I'm sorry but when I was reading that I started laughing like mad. That's great. :-D
Lolfighter, your right, any amount of blood looks messy, maybe its a warning sign :)
Ever seen half a liter of blood on the floor?
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is it bad if my stomach gurgled after i read that?
Ever seen half a liter of blood on the floor?
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is it bad if my stomach gurgled after i read that?
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OGM. BM is a vampire!
or, you know, one of those idiot goth kids who play too much VTM and pretend they are vampires and everyone thinks their a god damned idiot.
A friend and I went outside for a smoke and started to fool around. He ended up giving me a bit of a toss :mellow:
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Wow, you're oh so purdy face has been cut up! I guess chicks dig scars[snapback]40084[/snapback]
Reminds me of a paintball saying we used to have:
Chicks dig scars but glory lasts forever!
Reminds me of a paintball saying we used to have:
Chicks dig scars but glory lasts forever!
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Actually, that's from The Replacements.
Strange, because I've never seen that, so I don't know how the paintball saying that I remember from my friends would be one I somehow remember from a film I've never seen.
Ah, you meant this:
that's from The Replacements
Memories can't be corrected ya know.
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Uh.. if you remember it from your friends, maybe your friends got it from The Replacements...
:p
Anyhow, I hope at least one person shouted FATALITY!! when the head got split open. Buy that man a beer.
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I hope to god I remember that next time I see someone seriously injured that isnt me. preferably that I dont know too. :-D