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Title: Hahaha
Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 07, 2004, 03:37:31 PM
I was just driving on my way to get something to eat and this fire truck pulls up next to me at a red light. On the side, in big, silver, shiney letters it says:

SQUAD 5

All I could imagine was the picture of 'The Onion' where Bush deploys 'Very Special Forces' to Iraq. I wanted to lean out the window and yell "YOU'RE SQUAD 5!" I was cracking up for like 2 minutes.

God this city is wierd.
Title: Hahaha
Post by: Anarki3x6 on January 07, 2004, 03:50:02 PM
lmao . . . thats funny
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Post by: [JFF]Kirby on January 07, 2004, 03:51:37 PM
lmao hilarious
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 07, 2004, 04:38:43 PM
"Alright guys, if you put out this fire, we can have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch!"

"Yaaaaaayy!"

"And after that we'll do finger painting!"

"Finger painting! Yaaaaaayy!"
Title: Hahaha
Post by: Diablus on January 07, 2004, 04:49:17 PM
now if marines only got firetrucks with thier squad number in ns....
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Post by: Satiagraha on January 08, 2004, 06:08:26 PM
haha, i can just see flayra deciding to add in vehicles to ns. lol, drivin around in a tank, squishin some skulks, butting heads with an onos. :D
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Post by: lolfighter on January 09, 2004, 06:20:56 AM
... getting stuck everywhere, having crappy controls, being hit by OCs through the vehicle...
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Post by: Venmoch on January 09, 2004, 07:00:35 AM
I think lolfighter has it right there.

HL is not good for vehicles.....
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Post by: That Annoying Kid on January 09, 2004, 09:29:03 AM
ROFL!

you should have leaned out and been all "YOUR SQUAD FIVE!" and then just got back in and drove off
Title: Hahaha
Post by: Seth on January 13, 2004, 02:01:10 PM
the correct reply would have been " Now theres something you dont see everyday, Thank god. "

lmao thats funny, was it stenciled on or just cheaply done?
Title: Hahaha
Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 13, 2004, 04:26:26 PM
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the correct reply would have been " Now theres something you dont see everyday, Thank god. "

lmao thats funny, was it stenciled on or just cheaply done?
Big ass chrome letters... (The firetrucks here are wierd... they're white and yellow, not red. They look like hazardous waste disposal units)
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Post by: @gentOrange on January 13, 2004, 04:43:17 PM
Most firetrucks are yellow now actually. I don't know why though. They had switched back to red for a brief stint then decided it was not cool enough.
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Post by: Grimm on January 13, 2004, 06:02:31 PM
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... getting stuck everywhere, having crappy controls, being hit by OCs through the vehicle...
Must you really go and squash people's imaginations so hastily?
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Post by: lolfighter on January 14, 2004, 01:29:18 AM
I can just see the driver of that vehicle sitting smugly behind his steering wheel, thinking: "How'd I get to be SO GOOD?"
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Post by: Gunner2k on January 14, 2004, 09:38:09 AM
Fire Engines are painted different colors, Yellow Fire Engines are usually in places that have a denser population like California. But although New York has red fire engines so im really not sure where it came from.. probably something involving history.
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Post by: Legionnaired on January 14, 2004, 12:44:18 PM
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Fire Engines are painted different colors, Yellow Fire Engines are usually in places that have a denser population like California. But although New York has red fire engines so im really not sure where it came from.. probably something involving history.
Probably something involving history is now probably the vaugest thing I've ever freaking heard.

Everything comes from history. Everything.
Title: Hahaha
Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 14, 2004, 01:07:09 PM
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Fire Engines are painted different colors, Yellow Fire Engines are usually in places that have a denser population like California. But although New York has red fire engines so im really not sure where it came from.. probably something involving history.
Probably something involving history is now probably the vaugest thing I've ever freaking heard.

Everything comes from history. Everything.
What about babies, where do they come from?
Title: Hahaha
Post by: Black Mage on January 14, 2004, 01:31:40 PM
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Fire Engines are painted different colors, Yellow Fire Engines are usually in places that have a denser population like California. But although New York has red fire engines so im really not sure where it came from.. probably something involving history.
Probably something involving history is now probably the vaugest thing I've ever freaking heard.

Everything comes from history. Everything.
What about babies, where do they come from?
history?
Title: Hahaha
Post by: BobTheJanitor on January 14, 2004, 01:52:59 PM
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Fire Engines are painted different colors, Yellow Fire Engines are usually in places that have a denser population like California. But although New York has red fire engines so im really not sure where it came from.. probably something involving history.
Probably something involving history is now probably the vaugest thing I've ever freaking heard.

Everything comes from history. Everything.
What about babies, where do they come from?
history?
What about this thread? Where is it headed?  ;)
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 14, 2004, 01:56:05 PM
Hell?
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Post by: Legionnaired on January 14, 2004, 03:17:35 PM
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Hell?
In a handbasket.
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Post by: lolfighter on January 15, 2004, 09:04:15 AM
More like lockage if the spam doesn't stop right now.
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Post by: Ulatoh on January 15, 2004, 12:23:13 PM
ah, but which circle?


a tibit of info... Studies have proven, that ugly neon-green color is more noticeable to your eye, and so they use it, and variations of it.

course to me... the 500 ton truck going HONK HONK REEEEEOOOWWRRREEEOORWWEEEOWWR
is pretty noticeable...
Title: Hahaha
Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 15, 2004, 01:35:19 PM
Wewt! I saw the firetruck again, and shouted "Now there's something you don't see every day, thank god!" at it! GO ME!
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Post by: Satiagraha on January 18, 2004, 02:19:52 PM
Lol!

and when they ask you if there's something wrong with you, you can say, "my shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression" B)
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Post by: lolfighter on January 19, 2004, 05:42:34 AM
*fireman sees dead charred body of former occupant of burnt house*
"Aww man, just lost my appetite."