Weird Irc Convos With Owlie

[Niteowl]

<@dev\null> and they block w/buildings too
<AgentOrange> I HEAR THEY EAT FISH
<AgentOrange> sickos!
<@dev\null> OHNOES
<@dev\null> NOT FISH
<Niteowl-TSA> yes, fish, with lemon
<Niteowl-TSA> lemon JUICE
<AgentOrange> lemon juice?!
<AgentOrange> what kind of animals are we dealing with here
<Niteowl-TSA> AgentOrange : apparently unremorseful, INSANE types of ppl
<AgentOrange> dear god
<@lb|sorta> starting with AO
<AgentOrange> what kind of society do we live in
<@lb|sorta> we'll cut him first
<AgentOrange> where fish eaters walk among us
<AgentOrange> I'll cut you
 * lb|sorta grabs knife and runs at AO
<@dev\null> can we give chanserv a reserve slot?
<AgentOrange> actually you probably could cut me I might not be back for a year
<@lb|sorta> CUTCUTCUT
<AgentOrange> phooey
<Niteowl-TSA> mmmmm, fiiiish
<Niteowl-TSA> i mean.. FISH EATERS?!?!
<Gwar-TSA> Vegans...
<AgentOrange> son, is that a fillet knife in your drawer?
<AgentOrange> NO MOM I SWEAR IT'S NOT
<AgentOrange> IT'S A SWITCHBLADE IM A MUGGER
<AgentOrange> HAVE YOU BEEN EATING FLOUNDER?!
<Sheena> fish..yummy
<Niteowl-TSA> or...
<Niteowl-TSA> TROUT?!?!
<AgentOrange> at the used game store
<Niteowl-TSA> NONO, i CUT MYSELF ALL THE TIME, and squeeze lemon juice in with these here FISH HOKS
<AgentOrange> hahaha
<Niteowl-TSA> OH.. ok.. good then.. *suspicious look*
<Sheena> owlie is a masochist..
<@lb|sorta> AO CALM DOWN
<AgentOrange> now I'll just take my hat full of worms and hooks and be on my way
<@lb|sorta> SOMEONE GIVE HIM HIS MEDICINE
<Niteowl-TSA>
<AgentOrange> popeye needs his spinache!
<@lb|sorta> someone medicate Nite too
<Niteowl-TSA> WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU"RE GOING WITH THAT FISHING RELATED APPARATII!?!?
<@lb|sorta> he's getting frizzy
<Niteowl-TSA checks feathers
<AgentOrange> the only medicine he needs is a hot injection of AO
<Niteowl-TSA> well. ... I"LL BE!!
 * AgentOrange unzips
<Niteowl-TSA> e.
<Niteowl-TSA> w.
 * AgentOrange turns on the barry white record
<Niteowl-TSA> oh. now we're talking
<Niteowl-TSA> what bout the fishin you gotta get  done?
<AgentOrange> in this case, the cure is bass (not fish)
<+uC|MrBen> you guys play eve?
<AgentOrange> OH CRAP
<@lb|sorta> lol
<+uC|MrBen> it's so badass
<AgentOrange> I left my pole at the river
 * AgentOrange runs down to the fishin hole
<Niteowl-TSA> WAIT A SCCOND!!! YOU FISHLOVER!! HWO D OYOU KNOW BASS IS A FISH!?!?
<@lb|sorta> lol?
<AgentOrange> oh durnit a bear took it
<AgentOrange> AW CRAP I SWEAR IT WAS A LUCKY GUESS
<Niteowl-TSA> but that wouldn't matter to you..
<AgentOrange> THE COP AT SCHOOL TAUGHT US
<AgentOrange> UH UH
<AgentOrange> OH CRAP
<Niteowl-TSA> TAUGHT YOU ABOUT THE FISH!??! HUH!??!
<Niteowl-TSA> and the MARINADES FOR SAID COMESTIBLES?!?
<Niteowl-TSA> HMM!!?!?
<AgentOrange> IT WAS PART OF THE FARE PROGRAM
<AgentOrange> FISH AWARENESS AND REHABILITATION
<Niteowl-TSA> you've been hanging out with taht Sea Captain LONG ENOUGH MISTER!
 * Sheena ignites fuse DYNAMITE FISHING!!!!!
<AgentOrange> HE'S A NICE OLD MAN
<AgentOrange> HE NEEDS COMPANY
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 * lb|sorta grabs an axe and heads for Nite
<Niteowl-TSA> OH SURE HE IS!
<Niteowl-TSA> sonuva!
<Niteowl-TSA fends self off with FISH EATING BLOCKING OF THE MOUTH THINGY
<Niteowl-TSA> HA!
<AgentOrange> what?
<Niteowl-TSA> the THINGY!
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<Niteowl-TSA> that blocks the MOUTH!
<Niteowl-TSA> form teh FISHIES!
<AgentOrange> hmmmm
<AgentOrange> OH
<AgentOrange> yeah!
<Niteowl-TSA> HOW COME YOU DONT" KNOW ABOUT THA?!?!
 * AgentOrange scratches head
<Niteowl-TSA> OR HAVE ONE OF YOUR OWN!??! HUH!??!
<AgentOrange> oh, I uh, know
<AgentOrange> I know what it is yeah
<Niteowl-TSA> where is yours/!? is it.. because you HAVE NO NEED OF ONE YOU FISH EATER!!!
<AgentOrange> the framramblerdu......thingy
<Niteowl-TSA> HAH! LIKELY STORY EATER OF THE FISHY SCALY THINGAMABOBBER THINGIES!
<AgentOrange> I just use mine so much and, um don't hear people talk about them often
<AgentOrange> yeah that's it
<Niteowl-TSA> oh suuuure!!!
<AgentOrange> NO I DON'T EAT THEM I SWEAR
<AgentOrange> I ONLY TRIED IT ONCE
<AgentOrange> MAN EVERYONE WAS DOING IT
<AgentOrange> SHUT UP
<AgentOrange> YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
<Niteowl-TSA> WHAT  ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHO WORKS AT THE FISHSTICKS FACTORY EH!??! you said you were ONLY EATING THE STIX and not the FISH!!!
<AgentOrange> I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU
<Sheena> but hes your father
 * AgentOrange runs to his room crying and slams the door
<AgentOrange> I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
 * AgentOrange turns up music that angers the elderly really really loud
<Niteowl-TSA> I"M AS MUCH MOM AS YOU CAN HANDLE YOU FILTHY DIRTY FISH OF THE EATING AND STUFF AND STUFF AND KNOWING ABOUT BASS!!
<AgentOrange> I CAN'T HEAR YOU
<AgentOrange> LALALALALA
<Niteowl-TSA> IS THAT BARRY MANILOW I HEAR?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT NICE LED ZEPPELIN I GOT YOU?!!
<Sheena> lol..omg
<Niteowl-TSA> bah
<Niteowl-TSA> kids these days!
<Niteowl-TSA> nothing but eating fish
<Niteowl-TSA> frying fish
<Niteowl-TSA> catching fish
<AgentOrange> I SKIN THEM TOO MOTHER!!!!
<Niteowl-TSA
<+Sonic> Take your pills.
<Niteowl-TSA> YOU
<Niteowl-TSA> DO
<Niteowl-TSA> NOT
<Niteowl-TSA> skin them!
<AgentOrange> OH I SKIN THEM
<Niteowl-TSA> the next thing you 're going to say is that you SCALE THEM AS WELL!
<AgentOrange> AND I GUT THEM TOO
<Niteowl-TSA> oh that's fine and dandy!
<AgentOrange> THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN MOTHER
<Niteowl-TSA> HOW WOULD YOUR FATHER FEEL ABOUT THAT GUTTING HUH!?!?
<AgentOrange> EVERYONE IS EATING THEM
<Niteowl-TSA> i can't BELIEVE YOU ARE EATING THAT BRAIN FOOD!! DONT" YOU KNOW THE ZOMBIES FIND YOU MORE TASTY THEN!?!?
<Niteowl-TSA> YEAH!?
 * Ness-Earthbound backs away
<Niteowl-TSA> well, if i started SMOKING SALMON! WOULD YOU TOO!?!? HUH?!?!
<AgentOrange> IT'S MIND ALTERING MOM! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FUN THOUGH WOULD YOU
<Niteowl-TSA> I DO TOO!
<AgentOrange> YOU'VE PROBABLY ALWAYS BEEN SUCH A BORING OLD TRAMP
<Niteowl-TSA> i HAD A LIFE BEFORE YOU!
<Niteowl-TSA> I HAD DREAMS!!
<AgentOrange> I HAVE NO MOTHER!
<Niteowl-TSA> such DREAMS!!!
<Sheena> caps made my brain explode
<Sheena> *bompf*
<Niteowl-TSA> YOUDNO"T KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!! my 10 lb line, my bizzywhizzybooboo bass lure!! ALL FOR YOU!!
 * AgentOrange climbs out the window and runs to alaska
<AgentOrange> to TRY ICE FISHING
<Niteowl-TSA faints
<Niteowl-TSA cues curtain
<Niteowl-TSA fades lights
<Niteowl-TSA> en fin
 * AgentOrange bows
<Niteowl-TSA bows
 *** AgentOrange is now known as audience
<Niteowl-TSA hugs AgentOrange, with a bit too much pelvic pressure
 * audience claps and throws flowers
 * U235 applaudes
 *** audience is now known as AgentOrange
<AgentOrange> oooh pelvis
<Niteowl-TSA takes flowers, makes fishy motions
<AgentOrange> hahahahaha
<Niteowl-TSA> that's it, i'm soo posting this
<AgentOrange> bravo!

[Legionnaired]

Seek help. Both of you.

[Kodiac]

you know what? suddenly im VERY glad that i have never figured just how IRC works....funny, isnt it?

[Anarki3x6]

meh.. im not in the mood to read it but no way it can be un-funny with all of AO's caps  

[Diablus]

Wow nite...way to be a poser of ARCHI[/size] you big buffooon!

[Malevolent]

I always thought you two were related. :p

[Grimm]

I was there as the performace was going on, but didn't think much of it at the time since I wasn't really paying attention.

[CorvusX]

Can't believe I read all of that... *sigh*

[caps lock]GO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION[/caps lock]  :p

[SgtFury]

too much time on their hands + 1 drink too many (maybe) = funny post  

[Clashen]

[Diablus]

too much time on their hands + 1 drink too many (maybe) = funny post 

[snapback]27108[/snapback]

Oh comeon? Nite doesn't drink! Last time he had 1 and died of alchohol poisoning, and do you know how HARD it is to clone a Owl? Pretty damn frikken hard

... and whatever happened to the other 17 drinks in the 18, well....free beer, can't let it goto waste!  













[size=8]So i donated it to goodwill[/size]

[Niteowl]

newest installment:
[13:33] <@Architeuthis> Disease of LAUGHTER!
[13:33] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA gives Architeuthis a nasty disease
[13:33] * DHP touches Architeuthis' face
[13:34] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA laughs into cysts forming on Architeuthis's face
[13:34] <@Architeuthis> Hah, DHP just caught the nasty disease
[13:34] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> HAH!
[13:34] * DHP stops touching Architeuthis' face
[13:34] * Architeuthis bleeds pus all over Niteowl's feather
[13:34] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA continues to laugh
[13:34] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> so
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> Architeuthis....
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> question
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> is this the place i buy the tube socks?
[13:35] <@Architeuthis> Why are you laughing? Did you forget it was your big speech at the assembly tonight?
[13:35] <@Architeuthis> YOUR SUIT IS RUINED.
[13:35] <@DHP> D:
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA>
[13:35] <@Architeuthis> YOU'LL BE LAUGHED OUT OF THE ROOM.
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> RUINED!??!
[13:35] <+dubbilex> YOU'RE FINISHED IN THIS TOWN
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> HAH! the laugh is on you! it's the assembly of ppl with archi pus on their suits!!
[13:35] <@Architeuthis> Damn!
[13:36] <+dubbilex> ZING
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> now again
[13:36] <@Architeuthis> Can I read your speech?
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> do you SELL TUBE SOCKS HERE!?
[13:36] <@Architeuthis> No.
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh, i can do you one better
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i'll read you it
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> you don't? what about the wiry framed shoes of enormous girth?
[13:36] <@Architeuthis> Yeah we have those.
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> you do? is this coupon still valid?
[13:37] <@Architeuthis> That coupon expired in 1670.
[13:37] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> because i'm interested in said shoes and perhaps a rusty pot. but not a pot  that has touched tea or was made by a engineer who might have enjoyed tea more than biscuits.. do you have such items?
[13:37] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> yes.. 1670.. what year is it now?
[13:37] <@Architeuthis> 1669.
[13:37] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> eggscellent
[13:37] <+dubbilex> OH MAN TIME WARP
[13:37] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> now, about those pots
[13:37] <+GrayDuck|AFK> wacky?
[13:37] <@Architeuthis> We have many pots.
[13:38] <+dubbilex> rock-my-sock-off-wacky
[13:38] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> also, am interested in brille cream that might be applied to cordurouy pants
[13:38] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> BROWN corudrouy pants mister..
[13:38] <@Architeuthis> Like this one, which was modeled from clay found in the bathtub of an elderly lady who quite enjoyed hard candy and backgammon.
[13:38] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> not dark green
[13:38] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> HARD candy you say? is that fruit flavoured candy? and is it european backgammon?
[13:38] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA taps foot impatiently
[13:39] * esuna gets scared
[13:39] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i'm a busy owl
[13:39] <@Architeuthis> It's african backgammon and the candy is ambiguous, as it is tomato-flavored.
[13:39] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> as you can see, or not see, as i notice you can't get your eyes off the cocounts
[13:39] <+dubbilex> luscious coconuts
[13:39] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> ah, eggscellent, tomatoes are a fruit where ic ome from
[13:39] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> african backgammon eh?  
[13:39] <@Architeuthis> Would you hold on a minute, Mr. Owl?
[13:39] <@Architeuthis> I have something to attend to.
[13:40] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> well, hm.. is it 50% off ? or pi to the seventh percentile offf?
[13:40] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> sure, i'll wait
[13:40] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA waits
[13:40] <@DHP> will "interesting" bits make you feel better o_O?
[13:40] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> everyone humple dhp
[13:40] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> now back to archi and owl theatre
[13:40] * dubbilex unfs DHP
[13:40] <+GrayDuck|AFK> possibly
[13:40] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA unfs more
[13:40] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA looks
[13:41] * dubbilex yiffs archititties
[13:41] <@Architeuthis> NO!
[13:41] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> sooo, again shopkeeper, i must ask you to stop quoting the prices in pig latin, as sow latin is as much as i know, or not know, depending on the quantum spin of my 3rd electron on the atom of the skin cell that's 1 inch to the right of my left nipple.
[13:41] <@Architeuthis> Get away from me!
[13:41] * dubbilex makes puppy eyes
[13:42] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA taps foot
[13:42] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i will NOT BE IGNORE Architeuthis
[13:42] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> WILL NOT
[13:42] <@Architeuthis> I'm not sure I follow you anymore.
[13:42] <+dubbilex> woops.  sorry hoots.
[13:42] <+dubbilex> I won't steal your man no more.
[13:42] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> you dont' follow me? or you don't follow the following of the said conversation?  
[13:42] <@Architeuthis> If it is one inch to the right of your left nipple, then how do you EVER rotate your phonebooks?
[13:42] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> because i'm flying as you can see,a nd pewping on your garmets
[13:42] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh dear.. you are reight abou thte rotatation o fthe phonebooks
[13:42] <+dubbilex> right-o.  I must be off for now.
[13:42] <+dubbilex> FARE THEE WELL
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> the quick answer is that dubbilex rotates them for me
[13:43] *** dubbilex is now known as dubbilex|off
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> right dubbilex ?
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> hmm??
[13:43] <+dubbilex|off>
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> dont' leave me dubbilex|off , you phone book rotator you
[13:43] <+dubbilex|off> oh yes.  I'm a rotating MACHINE.
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> as you can see
[13:43] * dubbilex|off rotates suggestively
[13:43] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA points to dubbilex|off
[13:43] <@Architeuthis> That's cheating that is!
[13:43] * dubbilex|off rotates some more
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> perhaps..
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> or maybe just CREATIVE DUBBILEXING EH!?
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> EH!??!!?!
[13:43] <@Architeuthis> Having someone else rotate your own phonebooks defeats the entire purpose of Chutes and Ladders!
[13:43] <+dubbilex|off> It's good money, and my baby's worth it.
[13:43] <+dubbilex|off> DO NOT JUDGE ME
[13:44] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> it only defeats some of the purpose of chutes, and as everyone knows, the main purpose of chutes is the porpoise.. that is..the purposeful porpoise purpotedly perpetuating pedantic puppetry
[13:44] <+dubbilex|off> FARE THEE WELL AGAIN
[13:44] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> but you woudnlt' know any thing about htat, as you are FAR TOO INTO THE LADDERS!
[13:44] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> far thee well rotatoer of phonebooks
[13:45] <@Architeuthis> Hey, there's nothing wrong with ladders
[13:45] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> OH
[13:45] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> I THINK THERE IS!
[13:45] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> and i think you know WHAT that may or may not be
[13:45] <@Architeuthis> LADDERIST
[13:45] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> YES?!
[13:45] <@Architeuthis> NITE IS A LADDER HATER
[13:45] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> no sir. it is YOU WHO ARE THE LADDERIST. and might i be so bold as to say you are a LADDERISTiSTICOPHILERON!!
[13:46] <@Architeuthis> Oh my god.
[13:46] <@Architeuthis> You did not just say that.
[13:46] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i like ladders good enough, but not when it defeats the purposefully porpoise
[13:46] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh.. i did
[13:46] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> and i'm THINKING IT AS WELL
[13:46] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> NAY
[13:46] <@Architeuthis> You BITCH.
[13:46] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> PONDERING!
[13:46] <@Architeuthis> We are THROUGH.
[13:46] <@Architeuthis> I'll come by on thursday to pick up my stuff.
[13:47] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> be that as it may, we still have some unfinished business in regards to the calendar floatation device for very small steam engines
[13:47] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> you have no stuff to pick up
[13:47] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> as you have mentioned, you wanted them to be used as fuel for aforementioned steam engines
[13:47] <@Architeuthis> I did not!
[13:47] <@Architeuthis> It was for COAL engines.
[13:47] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> but you mentioned NOTHING of the calenders
[13:47] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> coal engines you say?
[13:48] <@Architeuthis> Yes, like my watch!
[13:48] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> are you speaking of the sooty devices used for cooling the porpoise, and at times unhooking the ladle that operates the soup kitchen for the unfeathered and as yet to be tarred?
[13:48] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> because if you ARE
[13:48] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> hoo boy
[13:48] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> we got even more business than i first thought
[13:49] <@Architeuthis> More business, you say? I do hope you have a lot of money.
[13:49] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> god help you all if archi and i ever get into taking drugs
[13:49] <@Architeuthis>
[13:49] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i do not have money, but i do have these djinns here with a maloderous aroma much like saffron burnt for too long
[13:49] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i'm said told make a mean pinata
[13:49] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> but only fill it with potato based treats
[13:50] <@Architeuthis> I LOVE potatoes. I'll buy three
[13:50] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> potato based SWEET treats, thank you very much
[13:50] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> well, you can't buy them, i'm using them in stead of money
[13:50] <@Architeuthis> Then I will sell you enough of whatever you are shopping for for three of them!
[13:51] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh you don't have enough things for three of them !! I THINK NOT!! unless you are a still selling the felt rendition of Caterpillar Destructivo
[13:51] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> the one with the flaming eyeball in place of the sun
[13:52] <@Architeuthis> Alas, I sold that one to a passing german with an amusing handlebar mustache this very morning
[13:52] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> YOU DID NOT!
[13:52] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> amusing? or bemusing..
[13:52] <@Architeuthis> I did!
[13:52] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> WAS IT AN AMUSING OR BEMUSING HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE?!?
[13:52] <@Architeuthis> It was amusing in its bemusingness.
[13:52] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh dear. god.
[13:53] <@dev\null> hah
[13:53] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> was the moustache in the shape of a handlebar one would use to operate a doublecycle? or was it one used that a scandinavian fisherman might imagiine would be used to operatoe a chocolatiers showerhead?
[13:53] <+Isamil> Your conversation sucks
[13:53] *** Isamil has been kicked off channel #lunixmonster by [OldF]Niteowl-TSA (I"M SHOCKED !! SHOCKED I SAY!)
[13:53] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> hm?
[13:53] <@Architeuthis> One used that a scandinavian fisherman might imagine would be used to operate a chocolatier's showerhead.
[13:54] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh dear.
[13:54] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> teh story only gets worse
[13:54] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> well, i shall buy the ambidextrous motorcar that runs on the whims of the 2nd in command of a small african naval fleet lost in the antarctic
[13:54] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> and i shall pay.. the timeshare of one such djinn
[13:55] <@Architeuthis> It's a deal.
[13:55] <@Architeuthis> Now if you'll sign here, in your mother's blood, please.
[13:55] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> for a period not greater than 39 mayan ooopaoopa DOOMsha sloop.
[13:55] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> is a ballpoint pen with said blood sufficient?
[13:55] <@Architeuthis> Well... alright. But I don't have to like it.
[13:55] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh, and i'll have those delightful towel flavoured sausages, thank you
[13:55] <+Isamil> OMG LB RUN!!!!
[13:56] <+Isamil> RUN ARCHI RUN
[13:56] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA nods
[13:56] <@Architeuthis> Those aren't for sale, they're my lunch.
[13:56] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> psha to your lunch! you sold that felt rendtion of the famous caterpillar!
[13:56] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> you deserve no lunch!
[13:56] <@Architeuthis> A squid still have to eat!
[13:56] <@Architeuthis> *has
[13:56] <@Redford> hello archi and hoots.
[13:56] <@Redford> and WITHAR
[13:56] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> hello red
[13:56] <@Architeuthis> Greetings Redford.
[13:57] <+Isamil> No hi for me?
[13:57] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> we aren't speaking in a bizaare, drug induced conversation at all
[13:57] * Isamil cries
[13:57] <@Redford> nope.
[13:57] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> HI Isamil!!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:57] <@Architeuthis> Well I guess it's over for now, Owl
[13:57] <@Architeuthis> Since everyone woke up
[13:57] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> yes, yes, our transaction is complete
[13:57] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i look forward to more adventures with you
[13:57] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA taps hat, flies off

[Satiagraha]

Heh hehehe heheh

GG for Surrealism. :lol:

[That Annoying Kid]

I read both of the convos...


>_< what am I doing with my life


but yes, they were funny and for some reason nitey remind me of monse

[Dubbilex]

bahaha  <3

[SgtFury]

Ok maybe not beer then more like their brain is taking trips to alternate dimensions while their hands are typing on IRC.

[Dark]

too much to read, but from what i did read it was very strange

[Nikon]

WoW..... now I know where Owleh goes when hes off his meds...........

[-Lancer-]

wow.

[Clashen]

:mellow: