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October 25, 2004, 08:34:20 AM
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Sustained

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I'll make this as simple as I can. Hope I'm not breaking any rules.

Beard or no beard?



[size=8]Thanks to Grimm for the sig![/size]

October 25, 2004, 10:21:20 AM
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I would say don't grow a beard, but grow a thigh tickler >:D [goatee]
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K.C watch out cause the Bay's down like four flats on a Cadilac.

October 25, 2004, 10:29:22 AM
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I'd say beard - or at least scruff.

October 25, 2004, 11:05:08 AM
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Beard.
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God, it's so creamy.
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October 25, 2004, 11:05:50 AM
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Clean/5 o'clock

October 25, 2004, 12:07:34 PM
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No beard. Grow some porkchops.

October 25, 2004, 12:33:18 PM
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Hereby a sample of the current beard status:

Note: Porkchops are grown but hard to see.


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[size=8]Thanks to Grimm for the sig![/size]

October 25, 2004, 01:06:38 PM
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Deffinately no beard.

October 25, 2004, 01:12:04 PM
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if your going with the chops you have to have massive porkchops of DOOM like doobie
MAC DRE: Cold Crest Creeper, a rapper that would dip-n-yoke quicker than he could pimp-n-smoke, flows  that hit your ears harder than Ike hit Tina. Forced to serve a Nickle but would never drop a Dime.
K.C watch out cause the Bay's down like four flats on a Cadilac.

October 25, 2004, 01:29:25 PM
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i say no beard for me, for my beardforce is weak.

this is the .44 Wand, the most powerful wand in the world, so did I fire 5 or 6 fireballs? Now you got to ask yourself one question pal, do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?

October 25, 2004, 02:08:25 PM
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if your going with the chops you have to have massive porkchops of DOOM like doobie
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I currently sport the Abe beard, as in...



Sust, you look mighty diabolical with that beard-o there.  I like it.  You could probably pull off a goatee too.
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God, it's so creamy.
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October 25, 2004, 03:18:58 PM
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I would say don't grow a beard, but grow a thigh tickler >:D [goatee]
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thats what im goin for, a goatee type dealy

doobie has a pimp beard goin on . oh yeah babeh.
-_^

October 25, 2004, 07:32:47 PM
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goatee, goatse. Whats the diffrence... go for goatee (goatse)
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October 25, 2004, 08:19:04 PM
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Goatse bearb = BAD
No goatse beard

Go for a short goatee, and then after a bit of time with that, shave it smooth off. Get the jist of all the types, then decide.

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October 25, 2004, 11:26:25 PM
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grow out your sideburns really long and braid them, then tie each end together so it looks like the chin strap on a football helmet.

the ladies love it.
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October 26, 2004, 02:00:58 AM
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grow out your sideburns really long and braid them, then tie each end together so it looks like the chin strap on a football helmet.

the ladies love it.
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Speaks from experiance.
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October 26, 2004, 04:59:56 AM
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I find a sidey length of a few inches and then stubble which keeps growing until its almost a beard and then shaved to start again is the way forward. Or is that me being too lazy to shave every day   :D

October 26, 2004, 06:42:13 AM
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you need a big Santa one!, then dress up as him, die your hair white and break into peoples houses and just claim your santa so the kids will go back to bed!, and steal their cookies :o.

But if the real Santa or another robber disguised as Santa breaks in, it would be a huge battle to the death and one of the people in the house would have a gun and wouldnt want to shoot the real santa, so you'd have to persuade them that your the real one WHILE fighting in deadly hand 2 hand combat like in the movies
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October 26, 2004, 06:59:24 AM
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you need a big Santa one!, then dress up as him, die your hair white and break into peoples houses and just claim your santa so the kids will go back to bed!, and steal their cookies :o.

But if the real Santa or another robber disguised as Santa breaks in, it would be a huge battle to the death and one of the people in the house would have a gun and wouldnt want to shoot the real santa, so you'd have to persuade them that your the real one WHILE fighting in deadly hand 2 hand combat like in the movies
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seems like diab speaks as though he's done this

anyways sustained really it is up to you
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October 26, 2004, 08:36:03 AM
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you need a big Santa one!, then dress up as him, die your hair white and break into peoples houses and just claim your santa so the kids will go back to bed!, and steal their virginity:o.
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Corrected.
<snip>, your sig image is, or rather was i suppose, 48kb, max size is 22kb. - DHP
<zing>, your mom is, or rather was i suppose, 200kg, max size is 100kg LOL - clashen