THIS MAN NEEDS A TITLE Stating: The Offical LM CHEF!
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No! Wrong title!
I, Necrosis, r teh mastor chefzor
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teh Mastor Chefzor!
I'll see if I can scrounge up my recipe for a Black Forest Dump Cake. It's soooo delicious. Here, I'll describe it. A can of cherry pie(pai) filling with a pack of devil's food mix with a bunch of chocolate chips and 2 sticks of butter, all melted together. Pure chocolatey deliciousness. And it's really easy (and quickish) to make ^_^
Presentation is everything, BTW. I won a cooking contest even though I accidently dumped flour on it instead of powdered sugar. I spruced it up a bit, put a lot of inedible eyecandy on it, voila, a masterpiece. I simply just put powdered sugar on the small part that didn't get flour on it and pre-sliced it, it was the only edible piece.
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Wait, you won a cooking contest?
WTH was that about?
Anyways, I wish I had some nice recimapies because I = teh cooking newb :(
Maby I'll have some stuff in a while after I start playing around in the kitchen for a while.
you musnt put ketchup on the chicago style hot dog.. its against the law.. youre not even supposed to put mustard on but you can get away with it..
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Blasphemy. I've never seen a Chicago Dog without mustard D:
All the recipes I know are something to the tone of "put in microwave, heat for five minutes, remove plastic foil, eat".
Except that I know how to cook noodles. Shame I can't make a sauce, too.
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Oh dear...
A simple red sauce is incredibly easy. I do eat noodles occasionally (though rarely.) and when I do, I usually make this:
Ingredients:
Ripe tomatoes, peeled and seeded.
A large onion.
Garlic.
Red wine.
Directions:
Dice the onion and the garlic and sauté in a bit of olive oil in a saucepan. Add the onion first and sauté it for four minutes, then add the garlic and sauté for another minute. Mash the tomatoes up and add them to the saucepan along with a splash of red wine, stir it all together and warm it to your liking.