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General / Admin_ban *.*

« on: February 08, 2004, 01:56:32 PM »

after that game, i stood up screaming at my monitor

"GOD ******* DAMNIT WHY WON'T YOU GO TO YOUR ******** WAYPOINT?!"

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General / Admin_ban *.*

« on: February 08, 2004, 11:38:57 AM »

its not a matter of winning or losing.  i want the great games we used to have.  The games where when the hive was attacked, people would actually go to save it!  when the comm would make great strategies and it would bs shattered by smart alien reswhores.  Where did those tense moments go when someone put up a sensory in the hive where the marines set up a base, and we would watch with sweaty palms as the hive goes up...25%....50%...then BOOM, some marine accidentally shoots it.  Then its a rush to stall until the hive is up so movements could be made.

Where did all that go?  It went straight out the window when the nubs came in.

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General / Is It Just Me?

« on: February 08, 2004, 11:31:58 AM »

we get a new admin like every month.

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General / Admin_ban *.*

« on: February 08, 2004, 08:27:42 AM »

God damnit.

I don't feel like playing ns anymore.  Combat blows after the 100th time the god damn players stack holy_Devil or cwag.  It also doesn't freaking help that fsd is co-only until the lag is fixed, and 3.0 isn't fun if you don't play with regs you know and trust.

The only alternative is 2.01, and lunixmonster is the only server in the whole god damn ns community.  what does that mean? Noobs. Utter, horrible, noobs.  I've gotten commrage after commrage after commrage after commrage on lm.  Why?  

"COMMS A NOOB," says the stupid idiot that got in the chair because i had to get out to build my own crap when no one did and drops a single turret while getting out, and shooting my chair as if to shoot me.

"I need ammo"  ammo? What the HELL do you need ammo for? the skulks are freaking circle straifing you to death before you can empty your god damn clip.  why do you need 250 ammo? you're going to DIE before you can even reload,  you can't shoot for crap.  Period.

"Omg, stop skulk rushing us, its instant win for you"  No it isn't. shut the hell up.  maybe if you'd stop building when you hear the skulks you'd live 5 seconds more and maybe actually take a couple hp off that lone skulk so it'll be easier for me to kill it when i get out of my chair for the 5th freaking time.

"Theres no point of a commander if you don't follow my orders"
"Well maybe if you'd stick to your orders, we'd follow them" HELLO? HEEEELLLOOO? THIS IS A FREAKING WAR.  ORDERS CHANGE WITH THE SITUATION.  YOU CAN'T TAKE OUT THAT WALL OF LAME WITH NO UPGRADES GOD DAMNIT GET TO SLEEPING QUATERS.

"Onos, drop shotguns" shotguns. WHY in the hell do you "need" shotguns? you have freaking level 3 weapons! ITS A ONE HIVE ONOS FFS! IT DOESN"T EVEN HAVE STOMP. SHOOT HIM DAMNIT STOP HUMPING THE ARMORY

"Comm, attack the hive" yep, lets attack the hive WHILE YOUR FREAKING TRYING TO TAKE OUT LAME AT DOUBLE RES.  NO, GO AND DIE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT MEDPACK.  GET TO YOUR WAYPOINT YOU MORON.

"COMM I NEED AMMO, I CAN'T SHOOT WITHOUT AMMO" ffs, you just spawned, and you haven't fired a shot. why in the HELL would you need ammo?  You don't do anything.  you just occasionally shoot MY COMMCHAIR because YOU don't like losing.  and why did we lose? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GOTO YOUR :DING WAYPOINT THATS WHY.

Goto you waypoint.  No not that way, THIS way.  why the hell are you over there? i said get HERE.  is there something wrong with you? you passed the waypoint 10 seconds ago.  no, don't go into that hive, its lamed up.  god damnit you have a freaking grenade launcher! GET BACK OVER HERE. /quit

i think i'll take a break from ns, until some regs get out of "OLO COMBAT SI TEH LEET" and get back in lm

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General / The Stats Are In!

« on: February 07, 2004, 02:25:48 PM »

i just hope that lm doesn't turn into a statwhore server

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General / No Sound

« on: February 07, 2004, 02:24:14 PM »

i remember holy_devil turning off his sound by accident, but he fixed it.  try asking him.

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General / Ns Easter Eggs

« on: February 06, 2004, 09:15:39 AM »

hey, nubs have feelings too...

and i KNEW you were f4ing..i just wanted you to have your fun...yeah..  <_<

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General / Ns Easter Eggs

« on: February 05, 2004, 06:23:22 PM »

strange..i don't have co_dawn

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Off Topic / A Link For You Magic Fans

« on: February 05, 2004, 04:29:27 PM »

I love magic.  The only problem is that the people who spends more money on the hobby si teh winnar.  If you don't buy cards, you can't compete.

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Media / Offical Spray Request Thread

« on: February 05, 2004, 06:03:22 AM »

the teeth won't be sprayed on the player, but will show up on the floor behind him

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General / Just A Nice Little Reminder

« on: February 04, 2004, 02:00:58 PM »

DO NOT GET IN THE CHAIR IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO COMM.  IF YOU GET IN THE CHAIR, JUST COMM IT OUT, EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A GREAT COMM.

Why? Well, lets see:

1.  Every comm has a starting base config.  Once you set the first building down, no other comm can command because it just makes things more complicated.  Once you put that first building down, you are the comm.

2.  So what if you're not a good comm? everyone has to start somewhere.  Why not just play it out, and atleast get some experience.

for the love of GOD listen to your team, do NOT ignore them.  They will give you advice on how to comm.

NS is an ***************** team game.  If you don't want to listen to your commander, get the hell out.

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General / Is It Just Me?

« on: February 04, 2004, 01:50:27 PM »

Welcome to the Lunixmonster Fourms, LzX.

You should try combat a few times.  Its fun, but its not an "omg, combat only server?! score!" thing.

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General / Waiting On Next Beta Patch?

« on: February 04, 2004, 01:49:08 PM »

omg rewfls, ell bee is a nubcaek dat doesn't kno hwo 2 run a surver kekek ^__________^

but in all seriousness, come help clear out the newbs on lunixmonster, because i'm getting serious commrage...and i never get commrage...

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General / Is It Just Me?

« on: February 04, 2004, 06:33:30 AM »

it was because of combat that so many new people joined.  They were lured in by the "Fast and Furious action".  If you've never played ns before, would you go for "Excellent Tatical Gameplay that requires teamwork on both sides" or just your average "Fast and Furious action"?

For people who play half-life mods (all being fps only), then naturally they'd go for combat.  This was thoroughly discussed on the ns fourms a while back; about how noobs will overrun ns, and there won't be any ns classic servers.

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General / So Many Newbies...

« on: February 04, 2004, 06:29:47 AM »

oh and, if you see CWAG on the server alone, stay as far away as possible.

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Media / Offical Spray Request Thread

« on: February 03, 2004, 08:44:16 PM »

you lied

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General / Your Cl_dlls/client.dll Differs

« on: February 02, 2004, 06:38:05 PM »

there are two ns 3.0 betas: beta 1 and beta 2.

If you can't get on Free SunnyD, then it means you have beta 1.

the client.dll refers to the difference in version.

well, thats always been my problem, unless someone could enlighten the both of us

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Media / Offical Spray Request Thread

« on: February 02, 2004, 08:33:29 AM »

need that "Hidden Sensory Chamber --->" spray.  Thats hilarious

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Off Topic / Meandering from the Pic thread

« on: February 01, 2004, 05:49:34 PM »

..........................*fap*......*fapfapfapfpapfapfpafpapfapfpapfapfapa*

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Off Topic / Total War Rome

« on: February 01, 2004, 05:43:39 PM »

i need to send back my "borrowed" gaming computer soon, most likely before the end of the year.  GG ns, GG gaming.