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Off Topic / Nudity

« on: April 24, 2004, 05:22:45 AM »

Lazlow: "Alright Liberty City, you are listening to Chatterbox, the show
        that is the number one reason...for the success of the internet.
        Alright, let's take a call...who's on the line?"
Caller: "Clothes!"
Lazlow: "Wh...what about them?!"
Caller: "Clothes!"
Lazlow: "What are you talking about??"
Caller: "Lazlow...clothes!! Clothes, Lazlow! I hate 'em, I just hate 'em!"
Lazlow: "Eh...we're a...we're all about opinions on Chatterbox, which is
        er...Liberty City's premiere phone-in station. But...why don't you
        like clothes...?"
Caller: "I just hate them, they're so constricting! I mean does a lion
        wear clothes? And the lion is the king of the jungle! So why
        can't I, a humble citizen, go naked!?!"
Lazlow: "Well I mean I guess a lion has two distinct advantages over
        you. One, I mean you say a king, and therefore it can exercise
        it's royal prerogative to not wear clothes, and two, it's a cat,
        and therefore doesn't have to, and three, I mean...now that I
        think about it...if you want to try to dress a lion you can,
        but...I...I guess what we're learning is that life can be a little
        unfair at times!"
Caller: "I'm naked, Lazlow!! I'm naked!!"
Lazlow: "I...you know...I really didn't need to know that!"
Caller: "Why Lazlow, why? Does it offend you?? I was born naked, I'm
        gonna die naked! I'm going to live naked! So there! There's
        nothing wrong with being naked!! It's so invigorating feeling
        the hot leather of a chair...or the cool wind from the north on
        your naked body."
Lazlow: "I..I...I'm gonna have to cut you off..."
Caller: "Don't you believe in free speech...and free expression? No, of
        course you don't...all you believe in is free drinks!! I'm naked
        and there's not a damn thing you can do about it! I'm naked and
        I feel sooo good!"
Lazlow: "Wh...what about winter!?!"
Caller: "What d'you mean?!"
Lazlow: "You know...I mea...what about winter?! When the wind blows, and
        it's really cold...I mean...do you prance about like a ninny waiting
        for your privates to go blue??"
Caller: "I was born naked and I'm gonna die naked!!"
Lazlow: "Eh-heh...and all shriveled up by the sound of things!"
Caller: "Winter was invented by clothing companies! Clothes are
        unnecessary. They're ugly! Have you ever cooked in the nude??"
Lazlow: "Nah...look is this leading anywhere, cos I mean, we've got a lot
        of other people waiting to talk about real things here...!"
Caller: "Nudity is real! Open your eyes! Take off your pants, come on!!
        Come on Lazlow, you can be a figure-head for Liberty City
        naturists! We have more members now for the first time since
        1977. Nudity is back! A lot of people are into nudity and really
        understand the spiritual side."
Lazlow: "What?!? Hanging out with loads of naked chicks? I mean I see
        the fun in it, but...I just think that clothes have distinct 
        advantages. Like...like not accidentally cooking yourself, or...or
        when you're working on a building...!"
Caller: "We're not swingers! It's not about sex. It's about being one
        with the world."
Lazlow: "Alright dude, groovy, hug a rainbow..."

DON'T KILL ME IT JUST FELT APPLICABLE!

This line in particular..

I just think that clothes have distinct advantages. Like...like not accidentally cooking yourself, or...or when you're working on a building...!

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General / Maps Request

« on: April 23, 2004, 06:40:38 AM »

I like the idea of office but i'm tired of the old one, someone should make a new one based on their workplace.  Uber l337

Ever play AHL?

ahl_doombank was made by DOOManiac and was a version of his own workplace.

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Off Topic / Holy_devil Has Defeatard Me!

« on: April 23, 2004, 06:11:47 AM »

I'm primarilly a marine player so yeah.....

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General / Who's Got Experience

« on: April 21, 2004, 08:23:08 AM »

<OFFTOPIC> So there are NS custom models with moving mouths? Interesting... </OFFTOPIC>

Yeah there are AFAIK there are only two so far.

Brigader Wolf's TSA MArine model and Obst's Jin-Roh models. But I'm not entirely sure so....

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General / Who's Got Experience

« on: April 20, 2004, 01:12:04 PM »

They don't need to though.

Just add a bit of mesh here and then some stuff to the .qc file and whoosh it'll work.

I mean the customs are using it....

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General / Who's Got Experience

« on: April 20, 2004, 11:05:19 AM »

There is one thing CS has that NS doesn't and should have.

Mouths that move with voicecomm.

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Off Topic / Hl2: Anyone Know?

« on: April 11, 2004, 02:40:11 AM »

They have increased the Kb/s apparently.

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Media / Ness Needs Some Sort Of Signature

« on: April 10, 2004, 02:35:10 AM »

Best Sig Evar

69

Mapping / My First Bf:v Map!

« on: April 08, 2004, 02:28:26 PM »

No really it is the most painless map editor ever made.

You are just given some land and morphing tools.

Imagine a map editor like Simcity in terms of altering the land and then you have the whole idea behind the editor.

It really is painless.

No brushes, no complex 3D wireframe editing just a WYSIWIG editor that is easy to use as well as practical.

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Mapping / My First Bf:v Map!

« on: April 08, 2004, 12:38:14 PM »

Well the editor will make sense to anyone whos used a mapping utility for an RTS title.

Its alot similar. You have a ground level that you can morph around then you have the water level so when land goes under that level the water appears over the ground. Most of the trees and ferns are sorted by the Vegitation system and most of the items you place in the map are Prefabs making it all quite painless to make maps for.

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Mapping / My First Bf:v Map!

« on: April 08, 2004, 05:46:15 AM »

Just move this if you think its nessessary.

Well after about 2 days of hard work and random "fixing" periods its finally finished.

Presenting Landing Zone Zulu which features the 26th Marines against the Vietcong in a dense jungle battlefield.

So far I there are no problems that can't be easilly. There may be a problem with the vegitation and the bridges but I can fix that so easilly that it isn't that much of a problem.

And Now, Screenies! (Woo!)

US Spawn





Vietcong Spawn




And Finally

DOWNLOAD THE MAP!

(Put this file into \Battlefield Vietnam\Mods\BfVietnam\Archives\BfVietnam\Levels and it should be there for you when you go into BF:V)

Now all we need is a playtest server!

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General / Possible Cs Server

« on: April 08, 2004, 02:47:36 AM »

The thing I see about the sheild is that you use it to cover the rest of your team. Not just yourself. Perhaps I'm wrong here but surely you'd have a row of guys with shields crouched in front with a load of guys with M4's Behind?

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Off Topic / Laptop Gaems!

« on: April 08, 2004, 02:37:29 AM »

Ooo Ooo

I KNOW!

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Mapping / Unnamed Co Map

« on: April 03, 2004, 01:40:40 AM »

Hey Bob give me a shout if you want me to attempt and make world models for the map!

I've been itching to use Milkshape for a good use :p

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Off Topic / Halflife 2

« on: March 28, 2004, 01:10:32 AM »

lol ... if only that was true  ^_^

Uh it is.

It came with Condition Zero.

Look in the Corner of The Box

-EDIT- And From Amazon.....
-EDIT-

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Off Topic / Halflife 2

« on: March 27, 2004, 02:32:25 PM »

I am superior to you all......

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Off Topic / Hahahahaha...

« on: March 26, 2004, 04:19:30 AM »

Well

My Hard Copy Of Condition Zero arrived

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Off Topic / Hahahahaha...

« on: March 25, 2004, 10:03:34 AM »

Well, theres mod support, mod tools, an accessible group of staff that are only too happy to answer E-Mails (That Aren't flames)

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General / Zero7's Voice

« on: March 25, 2004, 04:18:56 AM »

And I thought my voice was bad.....

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General / Post Your Ns:combat Setup

« on: March 25, 2004, 04:18:07 AM »

Uh Me?

Welder (Only Person With One Usually) > Armour 1 (Stops that damn Focus) > Weapons 1 > Save > Nade Launcher (Unless another 3 people have it then an HMG) > Then its kinda up to how the game is going.