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The Ready Room => Off Topic => Topic started by: Diablus on January 11, 2005, 04:04:06 PM

Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Diablus on January 11, 2005, 04:04:06 PM
WARNING: Does contain many bad words if you get offended by bad words, then dont read,

([size=8]I dont see why this should be locked though when you have a thread containing sexual positions from hl2 characters out there[/size] ;) )

Read it here. (http://albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1)




How he pulled off such a high grade for that is questionable, my asumption is he was doing excellent in class and handed it in as a brilliant joke.






----read this after you read the paper:










Or he was just dropping out of school and didnt give a damn anymore
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: bacon_flaps on January 11, 2005, 04:55:01 PM
Page three, "Page is to big"

I think it's a prank.  No professor would make such a simple and stupid mistake.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: 2_of_8 on January 11, 2005, 05:14:33 PM
Wow. I refuse to believe that that was handed in!
I can't believe I read the whole thing o_O
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: @gentOrange on January 11, 2005, 05:19:48 PM
That was so unfunny in comparison to THESE (http://douglas.min.net/essay/) that it makes me SICK!

*edit*

Hehe thanks zero :p fixed the link to make with supreme funnies.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Zero7 on January 11, 2005, 06:07:45 PM
AO's link is broken. http://htpp// (http://htpp//) ?
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Anarki3x6 on January 11, 2005, 07:11:25 PM
:lol:  thats great, i love where all the -1's are
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: That Annoying Kid on January 11, 2005, 09:02:24 PM
and "opedius said :D that ^^ it's :P" that got a lollerskates out of me

other than that, nothing special
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Black Mage on January 11, 2005, 09:17:09 PM
i'll link you to my term paper after i get a grade for it.
my teacher said she wouldn't take off points for pictures :p
(it has a nine page appendix filled with pics)
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: JohnTheGarbageman on January 12, 2005, 01:48:35 AM
The handwriting is definitely not off a professor, spelling mistakes and style make that pretty obvious. And if that doesn't quite convince you, read the fake kids name - its Mr. Freeman.

Yeah right.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: holy_devil on January 12, 2005, 07:44:00 AM
diab: add like 3-5 more 'enters' if you will between the "----read this after you read the paper:" if you want people to wait ;o i could read it with my high resolution before scrolling at all

as for teh essay;

interesting indeed. seems he did indeed not care, or generally hated the class overall. funny anyway, though. i wonder, did this actually happen though? anyone can use a red pen..
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Diablus on January 12, 2005, 12:58:47 PM
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The handwriting is definitely not off a professor, spelling mistakes and style make that pretty obvious. And if that doesn't quite convince you, read the fake kids name - its Mr. Freeman.

Yeah right.
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you do in fact know Gorodn isnt the only one with the last name Freeman
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Black Mage on January 12, 2005, 03:25:33 PM
well, i just got my term paper back

the paper had three parts

WARNING: this paper contains voilence. the pictures are even more violent.
the text (http://www.blackmage.org/bm/school/term%20paper%20(NO%20PEEKING)/text.doc)
appendix A: images (warning ~3.7MB) (http://www.blackmage.org/bm/school/term%20paper%20(NO%20PEEKING)/Images.doc)
appendix B: biblio (http://www.blackmage.org/bm/school/term%20paper%20(NO%20PEEKING)/bilbio.doc)

for a term paper that had references to both 'all your base' and had this image (http://www.blackmage.org/bm/school/term%20paper%20(NO%20PEEKING)/all0305.jpg) included. i think i got a decent grade.

What did magey get? he got an A- (and a comment stating that the paper was "incredibly interesting')
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: sonic on January 12, 2005, 03:40:50 PM
Maybe if it had less retarded Japanese crap it would have been good.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Legionnaired on January 12, 2005, 09:20:13 PM
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Maybe if it had less retarded Japanese crap it would have been good.
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Quoted for truth.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Black Mage on January 13, 2005, 06:11:14 AM
well, it started off as part of a joke
we had a choice of a doing the paper over a career or a criminal, i was going to write one over [insert random tech job here] but jokes == funneh
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Reasa on January 13, 2005, 01:29:27 PM
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Maybe if it had less retarded Japanese crap it would have been good.
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I found it fairly interesting.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: bacon_flaps on January 13, 2005, 04:07:16 PM
I don't see what's funny about a 12 year old girl killing an 11 year old girl.  Some joke.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: sonic on January 13, 2005, 04:47:04 PM
It's Japanese, that apparently makes it 50x more awesome.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Black Mage on January 13, 2005, 09:53:36 PM
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I don't see what's funny about a 12 year old girl killing an 11 year old girl.  Some joke.
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1 - the 11 year old killed the 12 year old
2 - it's not the killing it's the "fandom" that has formed around it that i focus on
3 - said "fandom" is funny because it consists of teenage-young adult males who idol-ify an eleven year old girl
4 - i did say at the end that it was not funny
5 - there is no number five
6 - there is no spoon either
7 - but there is a spork
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: DruBo on January 14, 2005, 06:34:52 AM
My browser must be broken.... I know for sure I clicked on "lunixmonster" in my favorites, but it seems that somehow I wound up on 4chan.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Black Mage on January 14, 2005, 12:08:54 PM
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My browser must be broken.... I know for sure I clicked on "lunixmonster" in my favorites, but it seems that somehow I wound up on 4chan.
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is this loli?
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: DruBo on January 14, 2005, 08:48:41 PM
I terrorized /b/ (and occasionally /l/) for a little while as a completely fictional character. I'll tell you about it sometime if you want.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Black Mage on January 14, 2005, 11:28:12 PM
>>22 (http://www.lunixmonster.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=2564&st=20&p=38600&#entry38600) I terrorized /b/ (and occasionally /l/) for a little while as a completely fictional character. I'll tell you about it sometime if you want.

i'll catch you on irc then (i wish IPB had a sage function)
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Crispy on January 15, 2005, 10:12:20 AM
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misspelled

You mispelt "mispelled". Sigh

The first essay is a blatant hoax and the humour was weaker than a baby's first cup of tea.
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Diablus on January 15, 2005, 12:44:33 PM
well ya know what NapoleOn

YOU! can leave
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: A Boojum Snark on January 15, 2005, 01:56:53 PM
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misspelled

You mispelt "mispelled". Sigh
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mispelt (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=mispelt)
misspell (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=misspell)
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Black Mage on January 15, 2005, 02:28:34 PM
i wanted to see if the teacher would catch that, i put a few more in but i forgot where (i wrote it before winter break)
i don't think she noted any errors, spelling or otherwise
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: LowCrawler on January 15, 2005, 02:58:53 PM
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misspelled

You mispelt "mispelled". Sigh
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mispelt (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=mispelt)
misspell (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=misspell)
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i was going to do this... but booj needs something to do

:p
Title: Best College Essay Ever
Post by: Crispy on January 20, 2005, 08:15:13 AM
*Head explodes*

me < everyone  :help:

........


Nothing anyone can say will ever take away the shame of this moment.