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Off Topic / Happy 100th birthday Wither!
« on: December 17, 2004, 08:41:34 PM »
Yaaay, it's Wither's 100th birthday, he's a centur- wait. YOU :DING LIAR!

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General / REQUIRED READING FOR PLAYERS
« on: November 28, 2004, 05:30:26 PM »
2 nights ago, I came home and read a post by GrayDuck, in the admin forums, that made me very angry. It was the last straw; I couldn't stand admins arguing over crap that didn't matter anymore, thinking those things were what was hurting the server. She mentionned that a couple of people approached her and said LM was going downhill.  I decided to ask people what they really thought.

I spent the last two days talking to people and putting this thing together. I talked to 53 different people. It was incredibly interesting and I learned a lot.

Here it is. Hopefully you guys'll learn something too. Please read this in it's entirety before reading the rest of my post and replying.

http://www.angelfire.com/ga2/galinstar/the...ade_private.txt

Last minute edit: someone just PMed me and wanted in
<Anonymous> can i be an anonymous man
<Anonymous> and say something
<Architeuthis|NOTHERE> ?
<Anonymous> to the forum post..
<Architeuthis|NOTHERE> Yes?
<Anonymous> so cna i add my 2 cents?
<Architeuthis|NOTHERE> Shoot, I'll see what I can do.
<Anonymous> ok
<Anonymous> I really believe the anti-script mantra has acted as a stimulant of both the bad reputation of LM and slightly the server's downfall. In the wave of blockscripts 0, LM has decided to keep scripts disabled and I personally have been flamed for mentioning scripts in the server.
<Anonymous> but remember,..im anonymous
<Architeuthis|NOTHERE> No problem
<Anonymous> hehe

That's about it. Don't reply with useless posts, make them worth it. And don't point out who you were, or try to guess who someone was.

Admins, please stay out of this thread and use the one I put up in the admin forums.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've been putting off finishing Metroid Prime 2 ever since I started this thing, so Samus has a date with the final boss.

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Off Topic / A Moment Of Silence Please
« on: November 23, 2004, 04:17:57 PM »
Jocelyne Raymond is dead. It'll probably come to you as a shock if you haven't heard it already, but there it is. She was run over by a tractor 3 days ago, while tending to her cows at her farm in Rouyn-Noranda, Quebec. She was a spectacular french canadian, doing such french-canadianish things as speaking french and eating poutine like a pro.

For those of you who don't know her, I think a list of random french canadian slang will help you understand her better.

Abeille: A bee.
Arbre: A tree.
Anatoler: The act of being an Anatole, as in a total rouplis.
Biere: An Anatole's drink of choice.
Becot: Having sexual relations with a midget. It's a metaphor.
Baiser: It's what you do when you feel spent. "Oh man je suis tellement en train de baiser."
Cire: Whatever you're chewing on at the time.
Carosse: A really nice car.
Citron: A really really nice carosse.
Digerer: Washing your carosse. "J'ai digerer toute mon carosse!"
Didgeridoo: A fat groussia,
Ecouter: Beating someone up.
Ecrire: Spinning around until you're dizzy, then puking on the person nearest to you.
Forniquer: The act of flipping pancakes over.
Fif: Someone you like a lot.
Groussia: A girl.
Hortique: The door to your house.
Pote: A friend.
Seins: Slang for breasts.
Boules: Slang for breasts.
Melons: Slang for breasts.
Totons: Slang for breasts.
Roplouplou: Slang for breasts.
Poitrine: Slang for breasts.
Rododo: Slang for breasts.
Mamelons: Nipples.
Poutine: A meal made of moose meat, maple syrup and cheese.
Pete: A fart.
Chier: Giving a kiss. "J'ai chier partout dans ta face."
Marde: A delicious chocolate dessert, like mousse.
Grabualsa: Something you yell out when you're really happy.
Super crackpot dans le toaster: Something that is amazingly cool. "Ca c'est vraiment super crackpot dans le toaster!"
Grille-pain: A machine that gives cake.
Tabarnac: French swear.
Christie: French swear.
Calisse: French swear.
Expos: The best baseball team ever.
Farfelu: Someone who's very smart.
Farfadet: A leprechaun.
Barbu: Someone who's really fat.


Here's some prices for poutines:

Small poutine: 1.99
Medium poutine: 2.99
Large poutine: 4.99

A good poutine is called poutine. A bad poutine is called poutine.

There, I hope that helps. If you've got any questions, feel fre to ask.

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General / Calling Of The Squid
« on: October 14, 2004, 11:56:36 PM »
edit: tarballed because apparently, not enough people know of this.

Since I end up answering the !admin calls more often than not and that I don't mind getting called for less important matters, I made up a signal of my own.

!squidsignal



Use this whenever you think an admin is required on the server, but it isn't important enough to warrant getting every admin on the case.

You can also use it if you want me to come on and change the map, even the teams or whatever else strikes your fancy.

Just try not to abuse it.

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Off Topic / My Friend's Gonna Be Dming A D&d Game Over Irc
« on: July 27, 2004, 11:21:11 PM »
Like the topic said, my friend's gonna be DMing a D&D game over IRC and we need a few players, probably just one or two, to participate. Just talk to me whenever I'm on if you're interested.

MSN = g a l i n s t a r @ h o t m a i l . c o m (just remove all the spaces)
Skype = Architeuthis
And I'm almost always around on IRC

Note that this WON'T be a serious game at all, the rules we use are VERY loosely based on D&D and it's mainly just to mess around and have fun.

That's about it!

edit: My friend wants to add that hot chicks will be picked over greasy nerds!

WARNING: PLAYING D&D MIGHT RESULT IN THIS!!!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

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Off Topic / Happy Poems
« on: January 25, 2004, 02:57:07 PM »
Post your SUPER HAPPY poems here, people! Here's one to start off!

"~" by Architeuthis

Walking down the street
Wearing my green pants
A book's in the gutter
It's about grammar

I open up the book
It's full of pages
I flip through them
And what do I see?

MAGIC SQUIGGLE
MAGIC SQUIGGLE YEAH
NOT A TILDE
MAGIC SQUIGGLE


..GICS..........E
.A......Q.......L
M.........UIGG

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