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Title: Army Men Ns!
Post by: BlaqWolf on January 05, 2004, 07:51:08 PM: lot of time to waste today so here is where i spent it!
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 05, 2004, 08:13:59 PM: another one i just made up...
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 05, 2004, 10:45:43 PM: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Satanic Monkey on January 06, 2004, 05:40:54 AM: So it is true , Onos do taste like chicken ^^
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Post by: Diablus on January 06, 2004, 04:48:43 PM: they melt in your mouth, not in your hands
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 06, 2004, 07:07:29 PM: woot... bored again
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Post by: Malevolent on January 06, 2004, 08:39:46 PM: Hehe, pretty funny stuff.
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 06, 2004, 09:53:41 PM: Obviously he can't go through the phase, as it's deactivated. ;)
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Post by: lolfighter on January 07, 2004, 07:14:58 AM: Daily feature? I mean, it's a nice idea, haven't seen it done before with NS.
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 07, 2004, 11:39:09 AM: Quote
Daily feature? I mean, it's a nice idea, haven't seen it done before with NS.
guess i could do it daily... if i can think of enough stuff to keep it going :p

i did it cuz i was bored. i'll post em as i make em :D
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 07, 2004, 05:44:43 PM: okay... here's what i made today
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Post by: lolfighter on January 07, 2004, 09:17:29 PM: :lol:
Keep 'em coming!
And what's that small white packet you've got there? Cocaine?
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Post by: Satanic Monkey on January 07, 2004, 09:48:50 PM: Looks like those Mcdonald's sugar packets or is it.....*x-files theme*
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 07, 2004, 10:30:53 PM: It's a "MOIST TOWELETTE"
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Post by: CommunistWithAGun on January 08, 2004, 07:27:09 AM: Quote
It's a "MOIST TOWELETTE"
Rofl
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 08, 2004, 07:19:40 PM: woot
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Post by: Legionnaired on January 08, 2004, 08:41:01 PM: Somebody give this man a reserved slot for great justice. That's awesome stuff.
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Post by: Jefe on January 08, 2004, 09:43:52 PM: Quote
woot
ROFL

Blaqwolf wins, that is great stuff.
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Post by: lolfighter on January 09, 2004, 06:40:06 AM: Quote
Somebody give this man a reserved slot for great justice. That's awesome stuff.
He got it. And I fully agree. ^^
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Post by: Black Mage on January 09, 2004, 09:32:40 AM: laff
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 09, 2004, 02:51:16 PM: EVERY marine team wishes.... (excuse his "french" *cough Diablus cough*)
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Post by: Lightning Blue on January 09, 2004, 03:52:03 PM: Oh my, the last one is excellent :lol:
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Post by: lolfighter on January 09, 2004, 05:12:29 PM: "Yeah, well, I always wondered why there's a weapon that costs 155 res..."

I'm archiving these by the way. Can't have them being lost like oh-so-many map sourcecodes.
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Post by: devicenull on January 09, 2004, 05:54:47 PM: Awesome. As good if not better then all those spoofs on the ready.gov site :)
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Post by: Satiagraha on January 09, 2004, 08:05:53 PM: haha, lol. I guess that last one is the ol' Nuke? Considering that the ammo cartridge is larger than the marine, thats enough powder to knock a hive room, some small rooms, and a few hallways off the map... :blink:
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Post by: Malevolent on January 09, 2004, 09:09:30 PM: Yup, that is some funny stuff. I kinda had a little input in this one, but then he did all the work :p.
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Post by: Gunner2k on January 14, 2004, 09:25:56 AM: Yea, that's pretty good stuff.
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Post by: Ulatoh on January 14, 2004, 12:28:24 PM: l...a...w..l...
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Post by: Isamil on January 19, 2004, 02:36:52 PM: Any more?
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Post by: lolfighter on January 19, 2004, 06:17:27 PM: We're impatiently waiting for the next one...
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 20, 2004, 12:10:19 PM: sorry dudes, i've been doin exams the past week and was just busy. i'll think of some more tho, since i'm back to my not-doing-anyting-cuz-i'm-a-loser-ness
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 20, 2004, 04:13:23 PM: mmmk let me get back into this... I HATE ARMORY HUMPERS~!!!! :p
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Post by: Path on January 20, 2004, 04:31:40 PM: Hehe, I love all of these, especially the last one :lol:
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Post by: Malevolent on January 20, 2004, 07:00:33 PM: Nice. Good ideas just keep coming from ya. Usually people start to suck their comics up, but these are staying good.
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Post by: Black Mage on January 21, 2004, 12:27:54 PM: keep it up!
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Post by: lolfighter on January 21, 2004, 05:17:12 PM: I should find that Metal Pr0n Solid video again... it kinda fits this comic.

Tango Boogie!

Update: I have found two mirrors. The upper one was the fastest for me (around 25 kilobyte per second). Your mileage may vary. I recommend rightclick and "save as", since you'll probably want to keep this one. :)

http://web.mit.edu/mokang/Public/mov/Metalpr0n.mpeg (http://web.mit.edu/mokang/Public/mov/Metalpr0n.mpeg)
http://www.consolewar.com/media/Metalpr0n.mpg (http://www.consolewar.com/media/Metalpr0n.mpg)
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 21, 2004, 07:08:41 PM: mmm... i'll have to dl it... mmk! here we go!
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Post by: Isamil on January 21, 2004, 08:16:56 PM: ITS TEH ULTRA SUPER ONOS!11111one. Now wheres the ultra super HMG, we saw the ammo.
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Post by: Satiagraha on January 21, 2004, 09:07:25 PM: Quote
I should find that Metal Pr0n Solid video again... it kinda fits this comic.

Tango Boogie!

Update: I have found two mirrors. The upper one was the fastest for me (around 25 kilobyte per second). Your mileage may vary. I recommend rightclick and "save as", since you'll probably want to keep this one. :)

http://web.mit.edu/mokang/Public/mov/Metalpr0n.mpeg (http://web.mit.edu/mokang/Public/mov/Metalpr0n.mpeg)
http://www.consolewar.com/media/Metalpr0n.mpg (http://www.consolewar.com/media/Metalpr0n.mpg)
lol, interesting take off... funny how you can abuse games, huh? >:D
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Post by: lolfighter on January 22, 2004, 03:51:37 AM: Can that thing do double devour?
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 22, 2004, 08:55:47 AM: Quote
Can that thing do double devour?
not those guys, cuz they're leet NSers ;)
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 22, 2004, 03:04:28 PM: as you can imagine, i got some pretty odd looks from my mother as i took this picture... enjoy! :D
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 22, 2004, 04:12:06 PM: For a second I thought it was mineshaft.
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Post by: Black Mage on January 22, 2004, 08:13:23 PM: uranium, can you admin_slap them? :p

i likies
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 23, 2004, 09:07:31 PM: okay... i'm only doin this thru the weekdays... i'm gonna have no time this weekend or any weekend.

but alas, here's the new one. i made quite the mess.
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Post by: Malevolent on January 24, 2004, 11:24:33 AM: lol, that is so funny!
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Post by: Satiagraha on January 24, 2004, 03:21:20 PM: omg, they killzorzd my 1337 on0s 3GG!! :o
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Post by: Niteowl on January 24, 2004, 06:36:07 PM: jeebus, i didn't know you were adding more, ijust thought ppl were commenting on the one you made :D these are fantastic!!

definitely custom title material...
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 25, 2004, 07:12:35 PM: Quote
jeebus, i didn't know you were adding more, ijust thought ppl were commenting on the one you made :D these are fantastic!!

definitely custom title material...
dude, that's awesome! i love it!

you're my new best friend! <3

thanx!
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 26, 2004, 02:15:42 PM: :D
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 26, 2004, 02:52:49 PM: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Isamil on January 26, 2004, 03:02:47 PM: One of the best! :lol: :lol:
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 26, 2004, 07:48:25 PM: roofles!!!

those are great!!!

hey guys, like uranium and satanic monkey, feel free to suggest ideas and/or post your own! i need help keepin these goin!
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Post by: Satanic Monkey on January 26, 2004, 07:54:39 PM: I will try to think of more :p , I will try to make my own , but i suck at photopdhop or any photo editing software.
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 26, 2004, 07:54:43 PM: Oops, well, I trimmed out some posts, and noobed up everything :p I'll repost my comics in my own thread, but they'll need compliments posted again :D
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 27, 2004, 01:23:40 PM: hello all!!!

i've never actually played 3.0 yet... so i dunno what the new flight system is really like... i just poke fun at things
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 27, 2004, 01:25:50 PM: Well that about sums it up ;) Everyone flies around like a United pilot blowing a .2. ;)
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 28, 2004, 11:12:18 AM: this shows what I think is missing in ALL versions.... ;)
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Post by: Uranium - 235 on January 28, 2004, 11:25:32 AM: Hahahahahhaha so true :D
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Post by: Satiagraha on January 28, 2004, 12:33:48 PM: If you feed a lerk an antacid, will they explode? Can they burp? :blink:
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 29, 2004, 05:57:33 PM: OMGZ0R COMM! DROP ME A.... pokeball???
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Post by: Ulatoh on January 29, 2004, 06:01:19 PM: [size=8]pica pica?[/size]
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Post by: lolfighter on January 31, 2004, 08:25:08 AM: CHUBANT!

...

I'm funny. I miss NS...

lolfighter, stop spamming!
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 06, 2004, 08:26:44 PM: well... i've read too much about wanting these back... so i found all my army men, got really bored, and made another one for kicks. i know, it's a sucky comeback, but i'll think of better ideas as i go along.

i made this one because i was lanning with my uncle the other day and he's never played.. so i made him alien and he found out what redemption did... i felt just like greeny there...

FLASHBACK!!!
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Post by: Anarki3x6 on July 06, 2004, 08:35:05 PM: haha nice one, hope to see more soon ^_^
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Post by: Satiagraha on July 06, 2004, 08:44:57 PM: heh, must make more! Don't make Zero7 call upon your devine responsibility to make more!
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Post by: BobTheJanitor on July 06, 2004, 11:49:08 PM: Hooray!

Everybody donce!
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Post by: Dark on July 07, 2004, 10:16:47 AM: yay they're making a comback :D
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Post by: lolfighter on July 07, 2004, 10:58:19 AM: Oh joy! ^_^
Looking forward to seeing lots of these when I get back on tuesday.
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Post by: Path on July 07, 2004, 02:02:14 PM: Someone bring the tiki torches, its time for a party!
Glad to see more of these, good luck with ideas Blaq.
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Post by: Tombomb on July 07, 2004, 04:46:18 PM: These are teh funneh lol i like them alot. Maybe when u make many u can have a part of the server thats kinda like a Comic book or sumin and ur teh author or sumin. W/e keep em comin ^_^
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 07, 2004, 07:50:19 PM: malevolent and i played a little combat on a lan the other day... it went well (for us >:D )
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Post by: devicenull on July 07, 2004, 08:02:19 PM: I need to find my army men :)
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Post by: Diablus on July 08, 2004, 02:09:20 PM: oll great stuff, keep em commin! :lol:
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 08, 2004, 04:24:35 PM: i'm tired
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Post by: Satiagraha on July 08, 2004, 04:26:08 PM: HafHafHaf :lol:

marine spores?
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Post by: Dark on July 08, 2004, 06:49:12 PM: that is definitely one of the greats there blaqwolf <3
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Post by: Lito on July 08, 2004, 07:14:28 PM: I demand to have your children.
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Post by: johnjacobjingle on July 09, 2004, 01:18:52 AM: i think yummy about covers it
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 09, 2004, 12:42:44 PM: I found this amusing... (http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/index.html)
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Post by: Lito on July 09, 2004, 01:50:07 PM: hahahaha
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Post by: Dark on July 09, 2004, 01:56:37 PM: lmao very nice blaq keep it up
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Post by: Satiagraha on July 09, 2004, 04:04:32 PM: Hmm... Pen missile, eh?

Well I have a DOUBLE TIGGER HAND!!! Rawr!
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 10, 2004, 08:44:47 PM: i love meeting CS people
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Post by: Diablus on July 10, 2004, 09:25:21 PM: :lol:
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Post by: Dark on July 10, 2004, 10:54:58 PM: very nice blaq

i have a slightly different story about meeting a cs player while ahl on the server i had admin on. he was complaining which as we know is usual about how we were hacking and that cs is "a game with realism". well it started to turn to accusing him of hacking in cs which he promptly denied and said it was in cal- whatever the highest level is and that his clan was the best. i got tired of it and decided to llama the players involved for a few minutes. it was hilarious to hear them keep going on in mic before i booted them both after 2 warnings each. :ph34r:
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 12, 2004, 06:47:31 PM: it was late and i was tired...
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Post by: Zero7 on July 12, 2004, 06:51:59 PM: lol.

WE NEED MOAR SPESHUL EFFECTS CORNMANDOE!!!11ONEOEN
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Post by: Lito on July 12, 2004, 07:22:01 PM: Special effects is a 200 res upgrade. Get those resnodes so we can paypal Blaq some res, you damn grunts >:o
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Post by: Dark on July 12, 2004, 08:48:02 PM: *caps teh nodes but dies to a hidden onos near on due to digestion* <_<
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Post by: Niteowl on July 13, 2004, 08:14:51 AM: Quote
*caps teh nodes but dies to a hidden onos near on due to digestion* <_<
it's the 400 post title you wanted to see right? can i give you a silly custom title now?
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Post by: Dark on July 13, 2004, 05:11:57 PM: no nite the next one is at 500 according to your post in the post levels thread

Quote
i dunno if LB wants you all to see the names of the post titles, so i'll just post the title post marks

0
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if LB happens by this post, and says its ok to reveal the GREAT MYSTERY!!! i'll post the titles as well smile.gif
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 13, 2004, 07:07:24 PM: yeah... i went there... :o
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Post by: Vinegar Ninja on July 13, 2004, 07:29:00 PM: oh god, thats so low, yet so funny....
mmmm classic :D
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Post by: Zero7 on July 13, 2004, 07:36:48 PM: Oh god, lol.

That's good... SUCH an insider joke though, heh.
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Post by: Niteowl on July 13, 2004, 08:08:05 PM: it's great cuz it's an insider of the insider joke. yes, everyone knows about it (well, the insiders), yet the insiders of the insiders know it's a tired joke ;)
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Post by: devicenull on July 13, 2004, 08:38:02 PM: I have but three words: hovars without flapping.

That was very, very nice :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Post by: BobTheJanitor on July 13, 2004, 09:07:06 PM: /me stabs dev/null in the face.
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Post by: johnjacobjingle on July 13, 2004, 09:47:45 PM: /me seconds the stab motion, only with a little more oomph
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Post by: Dark on July 13, 2004, 09:56:55 PM: that was great blaq

btw bob you don't have the proper weapon to stab people with since you don't have BM's knife or one similar to it like i do

/me stabs dev/null in the faec with the correct stabbing weapon
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Post by: Niteowl on July 14, 2004, 07:59:08 AM: *stabs dev/null in the face with a blunt spoon.... repeatedly*
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 14, 2004, 08:06:45 PM: :huh:
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Post by: CorvusX on July 14, 2004, 08:24:30 PM: These are great :lol:
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Post by: Niteowl on July 14, 2004, 09:58:09 PM: man, you SO deserve that title ! :D
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Post by: Dark on July 14, 2004, 10:47:24 PM: yes he does
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Post by: johnjacobjingle on July 14, 2004, 11:29:43 PM: army men ns is the best thing to happen to the ns community since the scorpian that...never mind, it's the best thing evar!
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Post by: lolfighter on July 15, 2004, 06:35:51 AM: Oh my, how do you keep up the funny like that? I want a handful of whatever your box o# funny is filled with!
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Post by: fatty on July 15, 2004, 11:19:28 AM: blaqwolf for president
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Post by: devicenull on July 15, 2004, 07:47:47 PM: You need better hosting for these..
*cough* (http://devnull.vision-host.net/phpnuke/modules.php?name=Army_Men)

I got kinda bored and decided to make a simple phpnuke addon to add into there :)

(Let me know if you dont like it there/want it there and I'll take it down)
I could probably give you ftp access to upload more, or I can.. whichever ;P
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 15, 2004, 10:05:49 PM: Quote
You need better hosting for these..
*cough* (http://devnull.vision-host.net/phpnuke/modules.php?name=Army_Men)

I got kinda bored and decided to make a simple phpnuke addon to add into there :)

(Let me know if you dont like it there/want it there and I'll take it down)
I could probably give you ftp access to upload more, or I can.. whichever ;P
oh that's cool! i kinda like it!

i got an idea... how 'bout YOU upload there as i upload em here... it'd work out better for my laziness :D

dont mind it at all, dev
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Post by: devicenull on July 16, 2004, 07:17:25 AM: Alright, I'll upload them there as you post them :)
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 16, 2004, 08:51:15 PM: o_O
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Post by: Dark on July 16, 2004, 09:10:24 PM: lol i've actually played with a comm that said that :blink:
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Post by: Tooky on July 16, 2004, 09:46:48 PM: Very nice, i like this new one :)
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 16, 2004, 11:03:03 PM: made this after i read bob's rant :p
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Post by: Dark on July 16, 2004, 11:33:10 PM: i always knew bob would mess things up for us all in the end
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Post by: BobTheJanitor on July 17, 2004, 12:21:27 AM: Wooohoo! My memory has been honored in an NS army men comic. I can now cease haunting this plane and move on.

But I don't think I will, I'll keep hanging around and playing games if it's all the same. :D
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Post by: johnjacobjingle on July 17, 2004, 02:40:28 PM: *chuckles* i do believe one of those skeletons is me! and my knife brigade! that's definitely one of the dumb things i always do when i lead a knife brigade rampaging aroudn the map..."what's that? gorge biuilding a resnode? CHARRRRRRRGTEEGE!!!!" "but but stab face, it's got 5 ocs protecting it!" "so? we've got knives what else can we do!!!!! CHARRRRRRGEGEEG!!"
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 17, 2004, 03:04:08 PM: i was half asleep when i thougt this up...
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Post by: Lito on July 18, 2004, 05:37:37 AM: omg, gorges have found a new resource: brains
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Post by: Dark on July 18, 2004, 06:12:13 AM: noes i knew that last gorge i killed looked at me funny
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Post by: johnjacobjingle on July 18, 2004, 07:34:07 AM: yesss brainssss are the NEW nanites!

omg the lmg has no recoil cuz of brains! gg!
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Post by: holy_devil on July 18, 2004, 10:04:48 AM: that would be cool though, mini rts off of dead marine bodies D:, we get rfk, why not scavenger rts? :D
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 18, 2004, 10:36:44 PM: Quote
that would be cool though, mini rts off of dead marine bodies D:, we get rfk, why not scavenger rts? :D
:huh:

interesting idea... i'd rather be able to eat corpses tho... as a skulk...

i'd also like flamethrowers :D
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Post by: Cartman2b on July 19, 2004, 04:02:17 AM: Hahahaha awesome ^^
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Post by: Doobie Dan on July 19, 2004, 05:38:51 AM: Quote
lol i've actually played with a comm that said that :blink:
The official replacement to "Defend yourself," the lone waypoint to the OC nest with an LMG. ^_^
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Post by: Lito on July 19, 2004, 05:54:36 AM: you melted one of your green soldiers?! murderer!
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Post by: Dark on July 19, 2004, 06:30:44 AM: like that other guy said he sucked anyway so it wasn't that big of a loss lito

anyways that was just as great as the others :lol:
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Post by: A Boojum Snark on July 19, 2004, 08:24:58 AM: Quote
you melted one of your green soldiers?! murderer!
It looks more like candle wax to me than plastic :)

Blaq, you should go post that flamethrower one on ns.org :p
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Post by: Kodiac on July 19, 2004, 06:52:07 PM: blaq, very nice...very nice indeed. Flamethrowers are cool though, especially with friendly fire. (alien swarm + two brothers + Flamethrower = TK!!!) alien sawrm is a ut2k4 mod, btw....
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Post by: BlaqWolf on July 22, 2004, 11:14:06 PM: Quote
alien sawrm is a ut2k4 mod, btw....
yes... definetly the best one out (until that nightblade(?) comes out)....

anyways, here's my post-when-i-felt-like-it!

ya know, i've never really ever had a stim pack... remember that comms! if you ever see me playing (on those rare occurances) drop me one! i'm curious...
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Post by: sonic on July 22, 2004, 11:23:36 PM: Is that a polo or a torch in the background? :p
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Post by: Dark on July 22, 2004, 11:43:22 PM: i've had my fair share of cat packs and they are addicting like crack :p
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Post by: johnjacobjingle on July 23, 2004, 12:02:21 AM: i agree dark, addicting like none other, once you start with teh c-packs, there's no going back.....ever....they replace the medpacks.

actually i played a game like that once, was uber fun, drop armory, ip arms lab research cat pack right away, whenever someone calls for meds i say "SCRew YOU WUSS! TAKE CATS INSTEAD! BBSSSSHSHSHSHSHSHH!!!" the response of course "where can i get more!" then "only the first one's free...."
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Post by: Niteowl on July 23, 2004, 09:36:44 AM: blaqwolf, i'll keep an eye out for you, and research catpacks JUST for you. it's VERY addictive. being able to move faster and shoot faster??? MMmmmMmmMm!!!!

i only wish they were freaking cheaper!
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Post by: Satiagraha on July 23, 2004, 03:42:48 PM: Quote
Is that a polo or a torch in the background? :p
:huh:

Looks more like a 1/8" to 1/4" audio adapter. Or a mini flashlight ^_^
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Post by: Fewlio on July 26, 2004, 10:53:48 PM: MORE CRACKPACKS CORNMANDOE!!111111111111
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Post by: BobTheJanitor on July 26, 2004, 11:27:41 PM: Most interesting thing I've noticed about crackpacks: They let marines bunnyhop while they're active. I got them first off by accident in a co game the other day (they're directly opposite resupply... oops) and it was kind of interesting. They take effect after each kill you get, so they're not terribly useful except when you're being rushed by multiple aliens. Although killing something just as you get to the hive and then unloading madly on the hive is kind of fun. Crackpack knifing ftw!
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Post by: BlaqWolf on December 25, 2004, 07:42:55 PM: okay... i got bored

i've had this thing lyin around for ages... must've came with my headphones
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Post by: Dark on December 25, 2004, 10:38:46 PM: ya it came with your headphones

nice one even after so long you still got it :) <3
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Post by: lolfighter on December 26, 2004, 06:58:57 AM: omg, return of the army men! With the shiny phallus of hi-fi sound!
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Post by: Crispy on December 26, 2004, 07:31:02 AM: He's just gettin' warmed up, I got a feelin' about it. Just think about all the new material he can come up with from the new changelog... (Hint, hint!)
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Post by: BlaqWolf on December 26, 2004, 09:09:04 PM: Quote
He's just gettin' warmed up, I got a feelin' about it. Just think about all the new material he can come up with from the new changelog... (Hint, hint!)
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yeah i'll have to look thru the changelog again. malev showed it to me a little while ago but i cant remember what's in it. :D

*edit: changed my mind... WAS gonna show you a different one (i'll post that one tomorrow) but i wanted one that was more closely related to what i have felt about all these current betas...
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Post by: Dark on December 26, 2004, 09:29:35 PM: lol that was great and you know it just may turn out to be true
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Post by: Malevolent on December 27, 2004, 12:04:06 AM: Yes, that is so going to happen.

EDIT: I can't form complete sentences on the first try. :p
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Post by: SwiftSpear on December 27, 2004, 04:50:34 AM: Quote
EDIT: I can't form complete sentences on the first try. :p
Ironically, as soon as I caugt the words 'complete sentances' there, I had to re-read both sentances 3 times before I understood them; even though they are currently perfect english.

Back on topic, I just want you to know you are absolutly brilliant blaq. I wish I had caught this thread along time ago, every one of these was increadibly funny! :lol:
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Post by: BlaqWolf on December 27, 2004, 05:43:28 PM: thanks for the compliments, all! i appreciate them!

i read thru the changelog again and had a couple chuckles at it. i'll be posting the comics i made after i run out of the ones i made yesterday :D

as for today, this is something i haven't personally felt about shotguns (i can never hit a damn thing) but i read about ppl whining about it often. i've also been shot by them a lot. so here goes...
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Post by: Dark on December 27, 2004, 06:38:25 PM: very nice portrayal of people who hate the shottie blaq <3
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Post by: lolfighter on December 28, 2004, 06:53:10 AM: I wish I could churn out the serial funny like that... :blink:
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Post by: Dark on December 28, 2004, 05:39:07 PM: Quote
I wish I could churn out the serial funny like that... :blink:
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lets just say he has the gift needed for such things
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Post by: BlaqWolf on December 28, 2004, 05:44:43 PM: okay here's todays...

as far as i'm concerned (i'm talkin from SOME experience... not a lot mind you, so dont flame me if you personally like MC first...), this is the only advantage to early MCs
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Post by: Dark on December 28, 2004, 05:46:30 PM: lol i've actually had a comm tell me to ignore an mc in the hive when it was their first upgrade (granted i disobeyed the order anyways :p)
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Post by: SwiftSpear on December 29, 2004, 01:27:20 AM: The only upgrade chamber that is really worth destroying in a hive most of the time is the sensory chamber... MC chambers in a hive don't really DO anything (until 2nd hive starts going up) and there are usually around 6 DCs on the map at any given time that it is first chamber so they are ussually more work to kill then they are worth.

Basicly if you see MC first in a hive, just back off and build up outside, becuase you know the response will be faster if you are attacking a hive with an MC in it.
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Post by: BlaqWolf on December 29, 2004, 03:40:27 PM: here's one that made me laugh when i read the change log

i've never understood seige cannons. first, they magically destroy things using sound waves. then, they magically travel thru walls. now, they magically ONLY hurt alien buildings! these immense magic sound waves that travel thru walls do not hurt marines at all! amazing...
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Post by: CorvusX on December 29, 2004, 07:37:13 PM: Blaq, you are a genious. :lol:

*wishes he could make funny*
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Post by: Dark on December 29, 2004, 10:35:28 PM: omg blaq that is way too funny so keep it up man <3 <3 <3
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Post by: lolfighter on December 30, 2004, 06:50:34 AM: Quote
here's one that made me laugh when i read the change log

i've never understood seige cannons. first, they magically destroy things using sound waves. then, they magically travel thru walls. now, they magically ONLY hurt alien buildings! these immense magic sound waves that travel thru walls do not hurt marines at all! amazing...
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Nanites.

I've always wanted a chance to say that...
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Post by: BlaqWolf on December 30, 2004, 08:53:13 PM: here's another one i made after i read the changelog

it's about how upgrades and reverting back to skulk costs nothing. i think we'll see more egging (maybe)
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Post by: A Boojum Snark on December 30, 2004, 09:08:56 PM: Quote
here's one that made me laugh when i read the change log

i've never understood seige cannons. first, they magically destroy things using sound waves. then, they magically travel thru walls. now, they magically ONLY hurt alien buildings! these immense magic sound waves that travel thru walls do not hurt marines at all! amazing...
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<nerdy technicalities>
Actually, the siege cannon (despise the model) does not actually fire anything. It creates a massive gravity well inside the structure it is targetting, which causes all the air nearby to rush in. The sound you hear is the blast of air coming back out of the well after it disperses. :p
</nerdiness>

Aaaaas for the pictures, wonderful as always! :D
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Post by: Dark on December 30, 2004, 09:18:09 PM: lol blaq as always they rock so keep them up <3
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Post by: BlaqWolf on December 30, 2004, 10:57:53 PM: Quote
Quote
here's one that made me laugh when i read the change log

i've never understood seige cannons. first, they magically destroy things using sound waves. then, they magically travel thru walls. now, they magically ONLY hurt alien buildings! these immense magic sound waves that travel thru walls do not hurt marines at all! amazing...
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<nerdy technicalities>
Actually, the siege cannon (despise the model) does not actually fire anything. It creates a massive gravity well inside the structure it is targetting, which causes all the air nearby to rush in. The sound you hear is the blast of air coming back out of the well after it disperses. :p
</nerdiness>

Aaaaas for the pictures, wonderful as always! :D
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lol... i stand corrected....
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 01, 2005, 10:28:55 PM: i'm tired...
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Post by: SwiftSpear on January 02, 2005, 04:18:43 AM: Well, if they're gummy it wouldn't technically be canabalism...

I mean we all used to eat gingerbread men and what not...
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Post by: 2_of_8 on January 02, 2005, 02:36:37 PM: Quote
Well, if they're gummy it wouldn't technically be canabalism...

I mean we all used to eat gingerbread men and what not...
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You eat gingerbread men? MURDERER!
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Post by: BlaqWolf on January 11, 2005, 08:01:10 PM: i dont think they'd send gingerbread men dressed as soldiers to troops in war... especially a war against an alien race that eats 'em...

anyway, i was staring at my mouse just now, and had to make a tribute to it. it's so comfortable, sexy looking and it performs really well... i recommend it to anyone looking for a new mouse.... (logitech mx510 btw)

*edit: im a good spellar*
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Post by: Zero7 on January 13, 2005, 09:05:42 PM: Heh, I have the same mouse and was thinking the same thing. I had to get a red one too, as they ran out of the blue ones.
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Post by: Dark on January 13, 2005, 10:31:05 PM: those last 2 are great blaq <3
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Post by: SgtFury on January 17, 2005, 06:41:58 AM: I'm surprised those army men didnt think it was a comm chair :)
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Post by: Prof.Chaos on April 18, 2005, 10:33:07 PM: I'm somewhat concerned about the concept of army men sexing up a logitech mouse. What kind of smut is this to put on the intarweb, the bastion of conservative values and good taste. Think about the children!............. :D
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Post by: SwiftSpear on April 19, 2005, 03:20:55 AM: Quote
I'm somewhat concerned about the concept of army men sexing up a logitech mouse. What kind of smut is this to put on the intarweb, the bastion of conservative values and good taste. Think about the children!............. :D
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conservitive :angry:
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Post by: Decimator on April 19, 2005, 06:19:23 AM: Quote
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I'm somewhat concerned about the concept of army men sexing up a logitech mouse. What kind of smut is this to put on the intarweb, the bastion of conservative values and good taste. Think about the children!............. :D
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conservitive :angry:
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=conservative (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=conservative)
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Post by: SgtFury on April 19, 2005, 07:50:53 AM: Sorry Swift you lose :)
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Post by: SwiftSpear on April 19, 2005, 07:35:15 PM: Quote
Sorry Swift you lose :)
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Ironically it was my attemt to CALL him a conserative, not my attemt to fix his spelling...

I stopped reading after "I'm somewhat concerned about the concept of army men sexing up a logitech mouse."

Not only do I lose, I TOTALLY lose >_<
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Post by: Prof.Chaos on April 20, 2005, 10:43:30 PM: It seems once again Chaos is victorious. And for the record, I am very not conservative...but I still find armymen sexing a logitech mouse disturbing, on oh so many levels.
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Post by: Astroman on April 20, 2005, 11:51:04 PM: keep up the good work! these are hilarious!
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Post by: Niteowl on April 22, 2005, 10:30:59 AM: Quote
It seems once again Chaos is victorious. And for the record, I am very not conservative...but I still find armymen sexing a logitech mouse disturbing, on oh so many levels.
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The word you are looking for is 'arousing' not disturbing.
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Post by: Prof.Chaos on April 23, 2005, 12:11:22 AM: Quote
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It seems once again Chaos is victorious. And for the record, I am very not conservative...but I still find armymen sexing a logitech mouse disturbing, on oh so many levels.
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The word you are looking for is 'arousing' not disturbing.
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Oh, right, my bad.
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Post by: aeroripper on May 03, 2005, 01:54:58 PM: Quote
the bastion of conservative values and good taste. Think about the children!.............

lol
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Post by: Bryan on May 03, 2005, 06:20:08 PM: NEED MOE ARMY MEN!!!

Bryan
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Post by: Nooblet on May 31, 2005, 12:42:12 AM: BLAQ MORE ARMY MEN STRIPS NOW! OR NO CRACKPACKS FOR YOU!

... if your still alive...

Edit: Mal is a spelling nazi
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Post by: Malevolent on May 31, 2005, 12:12:25 PM: Quote
BLAG MORE ARMY MEN STRIPS NOW! OR NO CRACKPACKS FOR YOU!

... if your still alive...
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Who's "BLAG"? I don't know of one. This guy Blaq is still alive though.
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Post by: Bryan on August 05, 2005, 02:29:14 PM: o_O
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Post by: SwiftSpear on August 12, 2005, 02:10:34 AM: :(